There have been reports of broken car windows, hubcaps being stolen (hello, isn't that such a 1980's crime?), windshield wipers being stolen, and even the theft of a piece of an iron gate. Oh, and did I mention the stabbing that occurred yesterday with a group of high schools kids?
Yowzas, between this recent crime wave and the opening of a sex shop on Bergen Street, those Park Slope mommies better pack up their crocs and Bugaboos and head for the Bronx quick, before the impending arrival of the machete crimes!
*Slightly ridiculous "mommie & me" Park Slope YMCA yoga class photo courtesy of Mary Altaffer / AP*
~ErLu
1 comment:
Funny post....I live in the Bronx in the Bedford Park area and love it...too bad I am moving to Westchester. :(
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