Friday, November 21, 2008

Ashlee Simspon Names New Son "Bronx"

Simpson and her emo-rocker hubby Pete Wentz (are they married?) have actually named their new child Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The BoogieDowner is not bullshitting you. This is the truth.

In any case, I am glad that Ashlee, Pete, and Bronx are doing well. I am also glad that celebrities do enough drugs, and are crazy enough, and are "outside of the box" creative enough to name their kids crazy things. Big up Bronx Wentz - you have big shoes to fill and a bold future to claim.

Was this kid conceived in the BoogieDown somehow? Hmmm.....

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