Simpson and her emo-rocker hubby Pete Wentz (are they married?) have actually named their new child
Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The BoogieDowner is not bullshitting you.
This is the truth.

In any case, I am glad that Ashlee, Pete, and Bronx are doing well. I am also glad that celebrities do enough drugs, and are crazy enough, and are "outside of the box" creative enough to name their kids crazy things. Big up Bronx Wentz - you have big shoes to fill and a bold future to claim.
Was this kid conceived in the BoogieDown somehow? Hmmm.....
~ErLu