Ashlee Simspon Names New Son "Bronx"

Simpson and her emo-rocker hubby Pete Wentz (are they married?) have actually named their new child Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The BoogieDowner is not bullshitting you. This is the truth.

This tops even some of the more non-traditional names that Bronxites have been known to give their kids.

In any case, I am glad that Ashlee, Pete, and Bronx are doing well. I am also glad that celebrities do enough drugs, and are crazy enough, and are "outside of the box" creative enough to name their kids crazy things. Big up Bronx Wentz - you have big shoes to fill and a bold future to claim.

Was this kid conceived in the BoogieDown somehow? Hmmm.....

*photo courtesy of http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2008/11/pete-and-ashlee.html*

~ErLu