I am writing in the hopes that you may implore your negligent owner to fix your incredibly sensitive alarm system.
You see, since 5pm last evening, everytime another car passes you on 201st Street (between Marion and Perry Avenues) your alarm blares unnecessarily for at least 20 seconds. It's extremely annoying when one is trying to get a good night's rest.
How, you might ask, do I know that your name is 'La Negra?" Well, my pretty little 'Black One,' your owner has stenciled your beautiful name across your windshield. Perhaps said owner could spend his or her money a bit more wisely by investing in a non-malfunctioning car alarm system for you?
The Auditorily Disturbed BoogieDowner