In any case, as I was trying to remount the LOD horse last evening I came across the worst pitch I've ever seen in a craigslist ad:
$700 / 1br - SECLUDED BASEMENT LAST SUBWAY STOP OF THE #5 TRAIN (DYER AVE BOSTON RD)Why would a secluded basement at the terminus of the 5 train be attractive to anyone? Is the seclusion mentioned an enhancement to the ad? Couldn't the poster just have called it a "basement apartment?"
Here's the FULL LISTING in case you're looking to transfer those run-aways you've been stashing to a more secluded location.
Don't forget to ask for Radio (as per the listing).
and an addendum, I'd also like to know from what angle the bottom right picture in the listing was snapped...