Listing of the Day: 149th and Grand Concourse

631 Walton Ave, 5 Bedroom, 3 Bath - $450,000

The listing calls this Mott Haven, but it's a little far north to be Matt Haven proper. Nonetheless, it is right off of 149th and the Concourse, which is a pretty decent location. The the new Gateway Center shopping complex will be in your back yard, and we're pretty sure the whole Yankee Stadium development orgy will find its way down to this hood.

On top of the nabe being on the cusp of being revitalized, this house itself is a real gem. For starters, the sheer size is enough to give a listing scavenger like myself pause. FIVE bedrooms and THREE bathrooms. Four stories, a roof deck, and fireplace (unclear if it functions, but it sure does look pretty). The listing speaks about a cellar too, although I'm not sure if it is finished. Even if it is not, the storage would be pretty sweet.

Like most Bronx hoods, transportation is efficient and close: the 4 train stops at 149th and the Grand Concourse.

This thing must be a price cut, because full houses in reasonable shape in this hood just don't (or didn't) list for this paltry price. So, once you sort out your portfolio of mortgage backed securities and certified debt swaps, make a smart investment and buy low in the Bronx.

Full Listing

~ErLu

Brooklyn Gentrification Stinks (Literally)

Okay, I know we promised we'd stop picking on Brooklyn... But this one is too disturbing.

According to this Daily News article by Erin Einhorn, greedy Brooklyn landlords are so intent on pushing up rents that one group of owners allegedly left a bag of dead cats in their Bushwick building to try to get long-time rent-stabilized tenants to move out.

I guess the landlords saw Yofiore was charging $11 for frozen yogurt over in Brooklyn Heights and they wanted to get their piece of the Brooklyn gentrification pie.

Poor Brooklynites... tasers, machetes, and now rotting cat carcasses. But at least the media still loves them. New York Mag's 40th Anniversary Issue is smattered with praise for the hipster paradise. Not surprisingly, there's no real mention of the BoogieDown... One would think maybe they'd at least include a piece in their events calendar about the SBX Film Festival this weekend. They do, however, have a listing for Bronx Museum of the Arts "Street Art, Street Life" exhibit. Baby steps people, baby steps.

*Photo of sad kitty courtesy of sunstormproductions.net*

~ErLu

Quest for Challah in the Bronx...

As today is Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year, we thought it appropriate to highlight Daily News reporter Dorian Block's quest last week for challah bread made in the Bronx.

After trying about five different bakeries in the Bronx, as well as speaking to the faithful at Temple Emanuel in Parkchester and the Hebrew Institute of Riverdale, Mr. Block was finally able to find authentic Bronx challah bread at M & M's Kosher Bakery on Johnson Avenue in Riverdale.

One thing Bronxites of any faith can mostly likely agree on is that challah bread is hella good.

*Photo courtesy of Alvarez/News*

~ErLu

Double Standards for Double Parkers?

Let me start out by saying that I know many people will not agree with BoogieDowner's take on this issue... but nonetheless, here we go:

The Daily News' Dorian Block is reporting that Bronx merchants are angry about the amount of tickets being given to customers who park illegally in front of their shopping strips. The Bronx Business Alliance has even met with local politicians to discuss the "predatory" nature of the traffic violations distribution in the Bronx.

I cannot believe this is the Bronx Business Alliance's idea of working to "revitalize the commercial corridors of the Northeast Bronx" (their mission according to their webpage). Do you know why oftentimes I will head to Westchester to run certain errands? Because the commercial strips near me are all clogged due to double parkers! Double parkers get me almost as fired up as the alternate side street cleaning rules.

I guess I'm just one of those idiots who actually follows the rules because I know that if I break the law, I run the risk of getting a ticket. It's a very simple concept, these pesky traffic violation laws. Yes, I've been on the receiving end of a ticket or two here in the Bronx... but most of the time it was rightfully deserved and I pay it and move on.

Do I feel bad for the disabled polio survivor mentioned in the article who was given a ticket while sitting in her illegally parked car. Yeah, I guess so. But most people who I see double parked in front of stores are able-bodied and most likely not polio survivors. They just suffer from a bad case of chutzpah.

So, in closing, I know I'm most likely the only person in the borough who feels this way, but keep up the good work NYPD traffic violations unit.

I will now duck behind my computer monitor to avoid the rotten tomatoes which will inevitably be thrown my way.

*Photo courtesy of Albans/News*

~ErLu

The Gays are Coming - Yessssss!!!!! (Part 2)

As you may recall, BoogieDowner did a post about a month ago about the uptick of gays in the Bronx as reported by the Daily News.

Well, it seems the New York Times is hopping on the bandwagon and has a feature today based on the same data which was released last month reporting that the Bronx is home to the highest percentage of gay couples who are raising kids.

What I love about the rehashing of this story is that it highlights what a great borough the Bronx is to raise kids in... the relative affordability and endless amount of green space are both huge incentives to families looking for a nice place to call home that is still close to midtown Manhattan.

~ErLu

Gray Lady Covers Our Humble Little Sign War

Those of you who live in the Bedford Park area undoubtedly are aware of the sign war that's been brewing amongst Bedford Park Blvd. merchants, which Norwood News covered here.

Well, the war has apparently become so heated that the New York Times' James Angelos covered it this weekend. I guess we'll file this one under all press is good press?

As a little background for those of you who have better things to do than follow the details of this sign war, Kennedy Fried Chicken put up a huge sign (pictured above), which ticked off the merchants on either side, Bedford Park Gourmet Deli and Rose Flower Chinese restaurant. They say the sign blocked their signs and, therefore, business went down. I know the numbers don't lie, but I don't really understand how that happened. In my mind, if I'm setting out for the deli for a cup of coffee, a bagel and a newspaper, a sign will not sway me to all of a sudden get fried chicken and biscuits. But hey, that's just me.

So now Bedford Park Gourmet Deli (who seem to have no plan to change their $10,000 sign, which they love) has bought a big ol' green sign for the chinese place to essentially give the middle finger to Kennedy Fried Chicken.

So that's the story. Of course hearing about how signs can really determine the success of a business, the BoogieDowner is now considering putting an awning outside the door of our apartment.

*Photo courtesy of Rob Bennett/NY Times*

~ErLu

More On Bronx Development Projects

Click here to read the Daily News' Bill Egbert's take on the various development projects taking place in the Pelham Bay section of the Bronx and beyond.

The article seems to suggest that observers are hopeful that the Wall Street crisis will actually have a positive impact on the Bronx in the form of budget-conscious companies capitalizing on the real estate bargains to be had in the BoogieDown.

Assuming any incoming businesses work with local community boards and observe zoning restrictions, an influx of new companies in the Bronx would bring with it the promise of new jobs for the borough.

Maybe if Yofiore, a yogurt shop based in uber-expensive Brooklyn Heights, had set up shop in the Bronx, they wouldn't be forced to sell fro-yo for $11 a pop in order to pay their monthly rent of somewhere around $14,000 for a measly 600 square foot shop. Just sayin'...

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Norwood Studio

3530 Rochambeau Ave. - Studio $810/mo

Really great and undervalued hood. Norwood has the Williamsbridge Oval, proximity to Van Cortlandt Park and cheap rent. This is in the northern part of the nabe, near Gun Hill Rd. and Montefiore Medical Center, but you would still be able to walk to the Botanical Garden if were were feeling inspired.

Rochambeau is a particularly pretty block (maybe the prettiest in Norwood), as reported by BoogieDowner and supported with photographic evidence a while back.

You'd have decent shopping on one of three shopping strips: Gun Hill Road, Jerome Avenue, or Bainbridge/204th (for the boozehounds there are still a few old school Irish bars on 204th if you like that rustic old-man bar vibe). Your transportation would be pretty nice as well, with the 4 at Mosholu Parkway and Jerome Ave and the D at 205th and Bainbridge

For the fresh food set, there is actually a Norwood Food Co-op that supplies members with affordable, fresh and eco-friendly food. Pricing and details after the jump. We'll let you know how it is; the BoogieDowner just recently joined!

So, cheap rent, great parks, easy transportation, and healthy and fresh produce - Norwood's sounding pretty good.

Full Listing

~ErLu

Other Boroughs Must Be GREEN With Envy...

Give you one guess as to what this post about... That's right - yet another major green construction project here in the BoogieDown. Our post titles are so intelligent, aren't they?

The Real Deal's Sara Polsky is reporting that a $34 million early childhood center being constructed in Norwood is one of the city's first green schools.

Slated to be completed in late 2009, the center will host 515 pre-k through 3rd grade students and was designed by Dan Kriegel Associates. The project uses green materials and follows New York City's green building laws.

Would have loved if Real Deal scared up a rendering or two of this massive project.

*Image courtesy of www.greenbuildingsnyc.com*

~ErLu

~ErLu

Bronx Students Make Global Impact

Last week the New York Times' David Gonzalez reported on the students of St. Catharine Academy on Williamsbridge Road near Pelham Parkway holding a walk-a-thon to raise money for women who have been victims of abuse in the Congo region of Africa.

The students raised $8,000 for the women of Africa. Read more about it here.

~ErLu

Workin' for the Weekend

Okay, we know many of you out there are reading BoogieDowner right now because you have a case of the Monday's and are trying to avoid looking at your to-do list... Which is why we want to lift your spirits by alerting you to a super-cool event happening this weekend in SoBro!

The first annual SBX Film Festival will be taking place this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday in the Mott Haven section of SoBro. There are too many events to even mention in this post, which is why you should click here to check out their website for all the nitty-gritty details. But a few highlights of the weekend will be a kick-off party Friday at 6pm at Bruckner Bar & Grill, followed by opening night shorts, and a street arts festival Saturday from 12pm to 6pm at 1 Bruckner Blvd. and Third Avenue, complete with art vendors and a DJ spinning hip-hop and house music. The night will end with an outdoor screening of the Bronx classic "Krush Groove."

There are tons of other films being screened and events happening Saturday and Sunday at Bruckner Bar & Grill, as well as Haven Arts Gallery, SoBro Studios, Pregones Theatre, and G-Bar. Cost is only $10 per day for all events, or $5 if you have a student ID. Check out their site for more details. We will be out of town for the weekend, but would love if a BoogieDowner reader would attend and send in some pics and thoughts on the weekend!

~ErLu

Bronx Democratic Committee Meeting

I will not even pretend to be able to explain to you what is happening within the turbulent world of Bronx politics. I will leave it to the professionals over at the West Bronx Blog. Check out their blow by blow coverage of the rowdy Bronx Democratic Committee meeting last night at the Utopia Paradise Theater.

The one thing I feel I am well-versed enough to comment on is Council Member Maria Baez's choice of apparel. Couldn't she have come up with something a bit more professional than this brown corduroy/velour looking nightmare of an outfit? This was a big night for Bronx Democrats, and she could have stepped it up a notch (or ten).

*Photo by Jordan Moss*

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Country Club House

3208 BARKLEY AVENUE, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths - $495,000

About a week ago we received an email from a BoogieDowner reader who has poured tons of TLC into her beloved 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath semi-attached home in the desirable County Club neighborhood of the Bronx. Due to recent complications she has been forced to put the home on the market... From her description below you'll see the love that's gone into renovating this house:

"the back-story: we bought it two years ago and it was in dire need of help. we poured our hearts and souls and blood, sweat and especially tears into renovating it.......brand new kitchen, all stainless appliances - new washer/dryer - new electrical and plumbing in the basement (we were in the middle of renovating it to become a possible second income apartment and its very close to being done) - new deck in back - new windows - refinished wood floors - new trim and all solid wood doors - custom furniture was built....

its three bedrooms - 1.5 baths - potential for 2.5 once the one in the basement is complete - lot is 95' x 25' - has a nice backyard with good side entry - new door and front windows in the basement - you have to see it to see how much work we put into it.

OH and by the bronx i mean the cutest suburban little neighborhood called Country Club - very quiet, lots of kids - a few blocks from the LI sound - so that means the most amazing sea breezes in the mornings and evenings...."

So there you have it... a nice house at a nice price in a great hood. For more information or to view the property, call Claudia at 917-209-9527 or email grimaldiclaudia@yahoo.com. Or check out her Facebook profile here.

~ErLu

Morris Park 911 Center?

Thank you to a BoogieDowner reader who alerted us to this New York Times story by Katherine Bindley about a possible 911 Emergency Call Center being planned for a nine-acre site at what is now the Hutchinson Metro Center in Morris Park. The call center would work in conjunction with the MetroTech Center in Brooklyn, which fields about 33,000 calls per day.

Residents are concerned that the possible arrival of this center, which has grown from its originally planned 17-story building to a 37-story building, will overwhelm the mostly residential neighborhood that already shows signs of overcrowding.

Community Board 11 has voted against the plan for the call center, but feels that the massive project will proceed anyway and strain the resources of the neighborhood.

Hopefully CB 11 is able to squash the plans for this center, or least get the city to scale back the nature of the project so that it is more in keeping with the low-key vibe of Morris Park.

*Photo courtesy of www.wisebread.com*

~ErLu

We're Flattered

Someone on Craigslist has been bragging about being featured as a "Listing of the Day." See Below (or check out the whole listing after the jump).
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Large 2br apartment is gorgeous and all new. Offers a brand new kitchen with custom oak cabinets, wilsonart-granite style countertops, ceramic tile floor and backsplashes, and stainless steel appliances including a dishwasher.

FEATURED AS A BRONX LISTING OF THE DAY - http://boogiedowner.blogspot.com/2008/09/listing-of-day-bedford-fordham-2.html

Also has new Bathroom with porcelain tile wainscoting, marble accents and new fixtures including pedestal sink, tub and toilet and all new plumbing. Apartment has good closet space and lots of light with refinished inlaid hardwood floors, and pre-war details.
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We're glad we could help.

~ErLu

Judy Garland - Eat Your Heart Out!

We've got our own cool trolley to sing about....

Many of you have heard about the Bronx Trolley that was shuttling thankful tourists and Manhattanites up from the City at Seventh Avenue and 53rd Street in Midtown and over to several well-worn spots on the Bronx tourist trail - the zoo, the Bronx Botanical Gardens, Little Italy, etc. (That was how several of my friends made their first foray into our borough - they said the trolley was packed to the gills and everyone had a great time). Sadly it appears that the tanking economy may have put a kabosh on this weekly Saturday event. (Fingers crossed that this is only a temporary situation).

However - good news! The Bronx Culture Trolley seems to have been spared a similar fate. It appears that it again will start to clang, clang, clang down the streets of Bronx every first Wednesday of the month. So, save the date for this week. The tours leave at 5:30, 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. from Hostos Community College (reception at 5:00) and this week will stop at several cultural hot spots of the South Bronx. (Advance reservations suggested). Have fun! I might even see you there! Here's some serious praise from the Daily News proclaiming the Bronx Culture Trolley the best of any borough's.
By Golly, Our Trolley is the Best!

There is also a great Bronx Trolley tour for the those who want a more seaside adventure. Trolleys to tour City Island and the Pell-Bartow House run every first Friday and start at the Pelham Bay Park 6-train stop (end of the line). Click HERE for more information

Judy Garland "Meet Me In St. Louis" photo courtesy of www.moma.org

~Simone Davis
http://www.thebronxrocks.com/

Sears and Applebees Part of Fordham Road Surge

Lore Crogan of the Daily News reported that the newly renovated Sears building (which will have 14-stories of top-tier class-A office space right across from Metro North) at Fordham Plaza is just the start to the influx of dollars to the Fordham Road shopping area.

In addition to the new-look of the Sears building, the Bronx will get it's 4th (and biggest) Applebee's. Not sure why an Applebee's in Bed Stuy made a little buzz on Curbed , and this Applebee's gets nary a mention. BoogieDowner thinks that Applebee's will do well there. Hungry broke college students from Fordham might be a nice customer base, as well as famished shoppers, who are ravenous after grabbing all those deals on Fordham Road.

Another big addition, not just to Fordham Road, but to the Bronx as a whole, is Best Buy. Yep, it's hard to believe, but the BoogieDown will be getting it's first and only Best Buy. Other nice additions will be a Walgreen's and a 24-Hour Fitness Center. The timeline right now is that most or all of these retailers will be open for the Christmas season.

Fordham Road has always been one of the best shopping strips in the Bronx - it's just going to get a little bit better with all these new retailers coming in and dollars being spent to upgrade buildings.

Sears Spurs Strip’s Revival in Central Bronx.; More Chains Coming [Lore Crogan's, NYDN]

~ErLu

Birthplace of Hip-Hop to be Sold

In the words of the immortal Fat Joe, "the Bronx mothered this rap s**t." It seems like "this rap s**t" might become a geographical orphan soon.

Jennifer Lee of the NY Times is reporting that 1520 Sedgwick Avenue, where DJ Kool Herc spun some of the first rap records ever, is going to be sold after all. There had been major resistance and lawsuits to stop an investment group led by Mark Karasick from selling the historic building. The building is currently part of the Mitchell-Lama moderate housing program. By selling the building, the owners are in effect 'buying out' of the program. Translation: these apartments are going market rate sooner rather than later.

While, the BoogieDowner certainly acknowledges the owners' right to buy and sell what it owns, we do have to ask about what is going to happen to the people currently renting there. Are their leases not renewed when they end? How much will rent jump? Will the new owner try to convert the building to condos or co-ops? These are all questions that need to be asked.

And one last question: will there be some sort of memorial or landmark to indicate the fact that one of the few original American art forms started at 1520 Sedgwick Avenue?

If any BoogieDowner readers live in 1520 Sedgwick, please chime in and let us know what is going to happen to your rent and the future of your lease, etc.

BoogieDowner thinks this is a little sad. We love the rap s**t.

Court Rules Sale of Bronx ‘Hip-Hop’ Building Can Proceed [ NY Times -City Room, Jennifer Lee]

~ErLu

More Stuff To Do This Weekend

Our friends at the West Bronx Blog are reporting that there will be a great street festival in Norwood tomorrow (9/27) along the Jerome Avenue shopping strip. The festivities will include live music, a hoops game, face painting and other kiddie goodness, so bring the fam.

All this revelry is sponsored by the Jerome- Gun Hill BID, so do some shopping while you're over there to show support.

Click through to see the details on West Bronx Blog's post.

~ErLu

SoBro So Green

This piece by Tom Liddy from Monday's New York Post managed to slip past us somehow... But it is quite appropriate to highlight it now on the eve of "National Day of Action."

Bronxite Majora Carter, who is an environmental activist and founder of the nonprofit Sustainable South Bronx, has been nominated for a Post Liberty Medal in the Lifetime Achievement category.

Carter, who grew up in Hunts Point, has spearheaded numerous pushes for more green space and parks in the South Bronx, including the development of the South Bronx Greenway and Hunts Point Riverside Park.

The following is an except from the New York Post article:

Carter's vision for her neighborhood includes helping jobless residents escape poverty through "green-collar" jobs. "If you invest in people, the benefits will come in multiples," she said. [NY Post]

Congratulations on your many accomplishments Majora!

Show your support of green initiatives in the Bronx by participating in one of the "National Day of Action" events that are planned for tomorrow throughout the BoogieDown. They are listed in the below Events Reminder.

*Photo by Dan Brinzec from nypost.com*

~ErLu

Events Reminder: TGIF! (updated)

Getcha Freak On...
Music, booze, and dancing... it doesn't get much better than that on a rainy Friday night.

Check out Bronx Revolution's party tonight at Bruckner Bar & Grill. In addition to great drink specials, there will be DJ's spinning punk, indie rock, elecro, 80s and new wave music. There will also be live performances by Kissy Kamikaze and William Control.

Pretty sweet lineup for a $7 cover, eh? Bring a flyer and get in for only $5. Doors open at 10pm. For more info, click here.

For a More Civilized Party...

Check out the Chamber Music Concert by the Bronx Symphony Orchestra at the Bronx Library Center (E. Kingsbridge Road at Briggs Avenue).

This concert kicks off the orchestra's 2008-2009 season.

Concert is free and starts at 2:30pm.

Getcha Green On...

Tomorrow is "Green Jobs Now" National Day of Action. Events will be taking place throughout the country to promote the importance of creating green jobs for a more sustainable economy. A few different events will be taking place throughout the Bronx. Here's a run-down:

$ Greening for Green $ - Sustainable South Bronx will be hosting a concert and party at Hunts Point Riverside Park (Lafayette Avenue and Edgewater Road) to highlight the accomplishments of their Bronx Environmental Stewardship (BEST) program. There will be live music, games, healthy food, recycling workshops, art activities for kids, and more... Event runs from 1 to 4pm. Click here for more info.

Own Our Corp will be hosting a party tomorrow at Claremont Park (E. 172 Street and Clay Avenue by the tables) with live music and free food. Here's the best part: You can even go and make your very own Obama t-shirt! There will also be a voter registration table. Event runs from 1 to 5pm. Click here for more info.

Green Worker Cooperatives and ReBuilders Source will be hosting a block party tomorrow between E. 145th and E. 147th Streets in front of ReBuilders Source at 461 Timpson Place. The party, designed to celebrate green jobs in the South Bronx, will feature face-painting, a bbq, music, games, green home improvement demonstrations, and more... The event runs from 11am to 4pm. Click here for more info.

Know of anything else happening this weekend in the BoogieDown? Send us a tip at boogiedowner@gmail.com.

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Too Good To Be True?

2415 Creston Ave., 3 Bedroom - $1350/month

Doth my eyes deceive me? A three bedroom apartment that rents for $1,350 in the Fordham section of the Bronx just might be the cheapest three bedroom rental in the city. The BoogieDowner has outdone itself in bargain hunting. We once boldly stated that we had found the "cheapest three bedroom in the city", and even Curbed took notice. But this puppy is even cheaper than that previously declared find.

Now we all know that sometimes listings can be deceiving and that some real estate agents will blatantly lie about sizes and location. We hope the listing agent, Jhoanni, is an upstanding professional and that this listing is truthful. I hate to even raise the spectre of anything being fishy and this being too good to be true, but $1,350/month for a three bedroom is outrageously cheap - even by Bronx standards.

Jhoanni, if you're out there please confirm that this is actually three bedrooms and that the price is in U.S. dollars and not Euros. The pics aren't great, but at this price it's hard to complain about anything.

This location is not bad either. 188th and the Concourse is right near the B/D at Fordham Road and right near all that Fordham Rd. shopping, Poe Park, and that super-duper Kingsbridge Library.

And just for kicks, the BoogieDowner want to run the numbers. Assuming that this is split by three people, each would pay $450/mo, which is $112/week, which is $16/day. I'd call less than $20 a day a pretty good deal for housing, no?

Full Listing

~ErLu

Nos Gusta Mucho Santa Clarita

Thanks to a fantastic tip from a BoogieDowner reader, who happens to be a Mott Haven foodie, our recent trip down to Mott Haven was anchored by a delicious and affordable meal at Santa Clarita (located at 237 Willis Avenue @ 138th St.).

The food and atmosphere in this restaurant left nothing to be desired. Cute tables and lighting fixtures, nice wait staff, prompt service, and most importantly the food was some of the best Mexican I've ever had.

The wife had tacos dorados, which are soft shell tacos that are then fried to golden goodness. An order of four was $7.95. I went with the BoogieDowner reader's suggestion of the chorizo sopes. Wow! Absolutely unreal. If you ever go to Santa Clarita (and you should) you are obligated to get the sopes. Trust the BoogieDowner; the sopes are the truth. An order of three was $7.50. We also had an order of nachos, whose size dwarfed both of the main courses. The massive, massive nachos were only $7.95. Coronas were $4 each, which isn't quite $3.50, but we're okay with that.

Santa Clarita is a nice off the beaten path option in Mott Haven. We're not suggesting you stop patronizing Alexander's or Bruckner Bar and Grill (we love Alexander's and Bruckner Bar and Grill), we're just asking you to expand your horizons north of Bruckner Blvd. If you live in Mott Haven, Santa Clarita delivers too. Pick up the phone and enjoy a little Tenochtitlan heaven.

Getting there: Take the 6 train to 138th Street and 3rd Avenue.

~ErLu

Lehman Educating in Style

Check out the West Bronx Blog for renderings of Lehman College's new Science building.

I am admittedly no scientist, but from the looks of it this is going to be a world class facility. The first phase of the project is scheduled to be done sometime in 2011. BoogieDowner likey...

*Photo courtesy of www.ballpointpensnow.com*

~ErLu

Highbridge Lowdown

Last night we learned of the recent birth of yet another Bronx blog! This one is called The Highbridge Lowdown and it is dedicated to the coverage of, you guessed it, all things Highbridge.

The blogger, Sarah Maslin Nir, is a student at the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism and will be posting her unedited classwork on the site for all to see.

One of her pieces on a green low-income housing project in Highbridge was even picked up by The Huffington Post. Congrats!

~ErLu

Pelham Bay: "The Veritable Picture of Residential Stability"

Props to a BoogieDowner reader who alerted us to this nice write up about the Pelham Bay section of the Bronx in today's amNew York.

Written by Joe Filippazzo, the article describes Pelham Bay as a middle-class neighborhood that is "the veritable picture of residential stability."

With a beautiful stock of one and two-family homes and close proximity to City Island and Pelham Bay Park, the residential real estate market in Pelham Bay is competitive, mostly due to the fact that many properties in the tight-knit community are snapped up through word of mouth before they ever have a chance to hit the market.

That being said... BoogieDowner has an insider scoop on a cute Pelham Bay house at a nice price that we'll be featuring as a "Listing of the Day" soon. We're such a tease, aren't we?

*Photo courtesy of Dennis W. Ho*

~ErLu

The Brooklyn Mark-Up Reaches New Heights

After the New York Times feature on BoogieDowner came out, we received a few emails from friends of ours who live in our former borough who said, "Please, take it easy on Brooklyn."

And you know what? We will take it easy on Brooklyn... Right after this post about $11 frozen yogurt on Court Street. (The beauty of the world wide inter-web allows me to have my fingers crossed behind my back right now without anybody knowing...)

A Daily News article by Veronika Belenkaya states that a fro-yo shop in Brooklyn Heights, Yofiore, is charging their customers $11.87 for a large frozen yogurt with toppings. One of the toppings is actually Tiffany solitaire diamonds... psych! Gotcha, right?

Seriously, this is disgraceful.

When asked for comment on the issue, one resident said, "This is downtown Brooklyn. Whatever flies in Manhattan flies here." That's the problem a-holes - it shouldn't "fly there" because you don't live in Manhattan. You live in Brooklyn... You know, the place where a naked dude just got tasered by the NYPD and fell to his death and hipsters are getting attacked by machetes? Now tell me again, why is the Bronx so scary?

So why the exorbitant price tag for something as simple as frozen yogurt? The shop's owner seems to have gotten caught up in the media-generated real estate frenzy in Brooklyn and pays somewhere around $14,000 for his 600 square foot space. Anybody else a little concerned about the inevitable bad outcome from these grossly over-inflated property values in Brooklyn and the countless numbers of new construction Fedders buildings that are littering the borough?

*Photo courtesy of Rosier for Daily News*

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Riverdale Co-op

3235 CAMBRIDGE AVENUE, 4 Bedrooms, 3 Bathrooms - $649,500

Now, the BoogieDowner usually does not cover much Riverdale real estate. That's not because we don't love Riverdale, we do. Van Cortlandt Park is great, Wave Hill is great, I can even enjoy a nice Manhattan Japers' hoops game when they're getting thumped by the Fordham Rams.

The scarcity of Riverdale real estate coverage is due to the fact that for the most part the cost per square foot you'll get in Riverdale is much higher than in other less exclusive parts of the Bronx. But there's no denying the draw of the quasi-suburban feel while still technically being in the city. There's a reason people pay a premium to snatch up real estate in Riverdale.

If the mantra of the Listing of the Day is cheap, big, and with good transportation, this listing is all about size. A BoogieDowner reader sent in a hot tip on a HUGE (if not cheap) place in Riverdale (Thanks, Joy!). Size is what got this puppy in the door.* So here we go...

This thing really is massive in terms of size. It's bigger than most houses. Four bedrooms and THREE BATHROOMS. Really, how many people have three bathrooms in their residence? Million dollar homes on Long Island or in Westchester do not have three bathrooms.

There is also laundry in the apartment itself, a den, and eleven closets. While the price tag is certainly out of range for a lot of BoogieDowner readers, if you're hunting and that's your price point, why pay the same amount for a 600 square footer on the Upper East Side or Tribeca?

Transportation can be tough in Riverdale with no direct subway line, but if you can pay this number for an apartment, you can afford the Metro North ticket into Grand Central.

Full Listing

*that's what she said

~ErLu

NY Magazine Really Doesn't Have a Sarcometer

Ok, so the BoogieDowner is pretty psyched to get into NY Magazine's Daily Intel blog. Even though we acknowledge that NY Magazine is blind to the wonders of the BoogieDown and have called them out in the past, press is press and we're not complaining, BUT...

The post on the Daily Intel commented on the BoogieDowner's coverage of the breakdancing competition at the Bronx Museum of the Arts. I guess the poster took umbrage at the usual BoogieDowner snarkiness when it comes to Brooklyn.

To cut a long story short, it seems that Mr. Murphy couldn't see through the Olsen-twin-thin veil of sarcasm of the post. Of course we're jealous of the media coverage that Brooklyn gets. That's sort of the whole point of BoogieDowner: to get people to realize the hotness and ensure that the Bronx is covered (at all) and in a positive like. Bronxites are tired of being the unloved borough.

To be clear, we are not envious of Brooklyn as a borough, just a tad (okay a lot) jealous of the misplaced attention and coverage that the BK garners from the media. It's kinda like Brooklyn is like Kim Kardasian calling the paparazzi before she poops so they can cover it, and they come running to comment on the color and consistency.

So there you go. It's off our chest. Now, remind me again what's the 4th step of this program?

~ErLu

Mmmmmm... Pizza.

BoogieDowner received an interesting email this morning discussing pizza joints in the Bronx. While we didn't think it was fair to bring up such a delicious topic so early in the day, it's close enough to dinnertime now to let the debate begin.

Here are one reader's thoughts on the topic:

"A popular debate in my house centers around the best Bronx pizza. I think we've narrowed it down to my wife's pick, Patricia's (either one, but we prefer Morris Park) or my choice Louie and Ernie's. Either way, Tosca's on E Tremont gets a respectable bronze (service is way spotty though!)."

We at BoogieDowner have a healthy appreciation for the pizza at Rocco's, right on Bedford Park Blvd. and Webster Avenue. Our love affair began back in college after late nights at the Jolly Tinker and has continued on all these years. We also like Giovanni's on Arthur Avenue... Brick oven pizza service in the back dining area used to be a nice, cheap night out, but we got a bit peeved when they stopped giving out bread with pizza orders. Cheap bastards!

So now we'd have to say our absolute favorite pizza is Antonio's, a newish casual Italian place on Belmont Avenue at Crescent Avenue (one minute walk from Arthur Avenue). The wait staff there is unbelievably friendly and the prices are good too.

Thoughts? Anyone care to share great places in their neighborhoods that may not get all the fame of glory of Tosca, but are just as good?

*FYI, the pic of "Bronx Pizza" is actually from San Diego - evidence of the mythic nature of Bronx pizza's reputation. Stay classy, San Diego, we appreciate the flattery*

~ErLu

Event Reminder

Just a quick reminder that there's another free concert happening today at 2pm at the Bronx Library Center (E. Kingsbridge Road at Briggs Avenue).

Today's show is: Latin Jazz Concert by Ivo Tirado, Jr. and the Latin Jazz Element Sextet.

*Image courtesy of dianedempseyillustration.com*

~ErLu

Bronx Residents Have Beef With DHS

The Daily News' Dorian Block is reporting about community unrest regarding the planned opening of a citywide homeless intake shelter at Walton Avenue and 150th Street.

Apparently back in the day there was an Emergency Assistance Unit on the site up until 2005 when it was knocked down. Needless to say, it effected the neighborhood negatively. One resident said she was never able to let her young daughter play outside because prostitutes and drug dealers were lurking in the area.

So at a time when the hood is experiencing a pretty serious resurgence, residents are understandably concerned with the seemingly imminent arrival of this shelter. They say the Department of Homeless Services never consulted with the neighborhood as they were moving forward with their plans.

Residents have formed a group called the South Bronx Community Organization to formally express their displeasure with the possible negative effects that this shelter will have on the nabe.

BoogieDowner's Take: Kudos to the Bronx residents who have formed the South Bronx Community Organization. There is power in numbers, and SBCA is an inspiring step forward to fight this battle, and any other subsequent community issues that may arise. As for DHS, hindsight is 20/20. Obviously they should have be much more proactive from the infancy of this project to work alongside the community instead of implementing these plans under a veil of secrecy.

Do you live in the Walton Avenue/150th Street area and want your voice heard? There will be a public hearing tomorrow (Thursday 9/25) at 7 p.m. at Hostos Community College in the Savoy Multi-Purpose Room, on the second floor of 120 E. 149th St. Robert Hess, DHS commissioner, will be at the hearing, along with other city officials.

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Pelham Parkway Studio

2165 Matthews Ave., Studio $850/mo.

This is a very cheap studio in an elevator building in a nice section of the Bronx. The Pelham Parkway area leaves you in close proximity to the Zoo and the Botanical Garden, but also a short bus ride down Pelham Parkway on the Bx12 to Orchard Beach and City Island. Needless to say, there would be stuff to do.

Pelham Parkway is more than just a road. It really serves like a miles long park that connects Pelham Bay Park to Bronx Park (i.e. the combined Zoo and Botanical Garden). In reality, the road is called Pelham and Bronx Parkway after the eponymous parks at either end of the parkway. Eponymous parks or not, no one calls it that, so stick to calling it Pelham Parkway.

Transportation is pretty good, with the 5 train stopping at either the Pelham Parkway or Morris Park stations.

As a very early BoogieDowner turn to the holidays, I'd be remiss if I were to exclude the diadem in the nabe's annual holiday crown. Wow your friends with your hood's serious yuletide pride. This annual spectacle on the corner of Westervelt and Pelham Parkway is not to be missed, but often overlooked.

Merry Festivus!

Full Listing

~ErLu

More Shameless Self Promotion

Well, I guess being in the NY Times gets people reading. Bronx News 12 actually contacted us and came to our humble abode to film a brief segment.

It started running at 7:30pm this evening and is part of the normal loop. At 10pm the full story will air, so tune in!

We also appreciate the link from Bronx News 12's Website: Check it out Here

Not sure if the video will be posted on Bronx News 12's website, but if it is, we'll be sure to share it with all the non-Bronx readers who do not have the joy of watching local news anchored by Kevin McCabe.

~ErLu

Rebel Yell

Holy good Lord, Bronx politics is crazy. A rally (which was originally supposed to be a vote) in Co-op City was held to rid the Bronx Democratic Party (is there any other party in the Bronx?) of its leader, Jose Rivera.

The "No Way Jose" brigade was out in full force. These party members might as well have had torches and pitchforks. And to think this all started over his non-support of a judicial candidate. Although, BoogieDowner is pretty sure that this had to have been brewing for years.

Our friends at Bronx News hooked us (and the Bronx) up with a really good article about this whole mess. No Way Jose: Rebels Try to Oust City Boss [Bronx News, Dan Gesslein]

And as always, Kappy at the Daily News is on top of Bronx news. Here's his article about Jose delaying the inevitable by putting a stop to the vote that was supposed to take place.
Jose Rivera scores TKO in rebels' fight for his job [NY Daily News, Bob Kappstatter]


I know this has nothing to do with Bronx politics, but BoogieDowner couldn't resist showing a picture of old Kappy. What a silver fox, right? Smooth, Bobbo, real smooth...

*Photo of ebullient political rebels courtesy of www.BXnews.net. Photo of the silver fox courtesy of www.nydn.com*

~ErLu

Affordable is Our Middle Name

Manny Fernandez of the New York Times reports that Mikey Bloomberg announced the City has met the halfway point of its ambitious plan to preserve over a half million affordable housing units. The announcement took place today in Morissania, an area that has seen the city help finance 27,000 units.

It nice to see the City help normal New Yorkers actually live in New York.

Shaun Donovan, commissioner of the housing preservation department said, “I think it demonstrates that low- and moderate-income people can not only become homeowners but can be successful homeowners when the programs and the housing efforts are structured in the right way, when the mortgages are reasonable, when the prices are reasonable.” [NY Times City Room]

Reasonable prices are what the BoogieDowner is all about. Kudos City Hall, Kudos! Also, scroll down to the bottom of the article after the jump to see Bronx affordable housing guru Gregory Lobo Jost (of West Bronx Blog fame) quoted.

Affordable Housing Effort Reaches Halfway Point [NY Times City Room]

~ErLu

Ewh.

We don't know if we should be applauding, tossing our cookies, or yelling obscenities about this report from the New York Times' Sewell Chan detailing the latest step in the city's anti-smoking campaign.

The city will be giving out matchbooks emblazoned with disturbing images of tumors, tooth decay, and blackened lungs.

The following is from the Times article:

"The matchbooks, part of the “Eating You Alive” advertising campaign unveiled this year, are being distributed free at 132 cigarette retailers in the South Bronx, central and East Harlem and northern and central Brooklyn — neighborhoods where smoking has not decreased to the degree it has in other parts of the city." [NY Times, Sewell Chan]

The campaign itself, although gross, makes sense and may be effective in helping smokers kick the habit. However, why not just give them out all over the city? It can't be that expensive to manufacture and distribute these things. And smokers on the Upper West Side (even if there are less of them) need to quit just as badly as those on Willis Avenue in SoBro.

I dunno, seems to me like the campaign is perpetuating the stereotypical image of the ghetto by singling out these historically marginalized hoods, rather than just canvassing the whole city. Something tells me the residents of swanky co-ops along Fifth Avenue in Manhattan wouldn't want these nasty matchbooks turning into litter on their streets and there would be an outpouring of protest. What do you guys think? Sometimes we overreact here at the BoogieDowner... are we getting uppity over nothing?

*Image courtesy of NYC DOHMH*

~ErLu

Not Your Momma's Museum

When's the last time you walked into a museum and heard the roar of bass-thumping music and saw a bunch of hip-hop types writhing on the floor? This is why we love the Bronx Museum of the Arts...

According to Daily News' Tanyanika Samuels, 300 people packed into BMA last weekend for the first "B-Girl City in NYC" breakdancing competition, another event helping to kick-off the "Street Art Street Life" exhibit. The dancers were competing for cash prizes of up to $500.

The B-Girl competition organizers knew immediately when they decided to host a competition in NYC that it would be in no place other than the BoogieDown, the birthplace of hip-hop. That's right Brooklyn, the B-Girls wanted nothing to do with you. So have fun listening to your Cat Power and your Arcade Fire and swigging your PBR in the McCarren Park Pool... we're too busy breakdancing up here in the Bronx to even be jealous of the crush that NYC media has on you.

*Photo courtesy of Bates for Daily News*

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Van Cortlandt Village 1 Bedroom

91 VAN CORTLANDT AVE, 1 Bedroom - $155,000

This is a hidden little nabe right near Van Cortlandt Park, but without the Riverdale mark-up. The listing calls this hood Kingsbridge Heights, but I think the agent is just trying to capitalize on one of the few recognizable real estate hood names in the BoogieDown. I would certainly call this Van Cortlandt Village, but hey, Bronx neighborhood lines are notoriously vague.

In any case, the apartment is pretty damned nice. I sort of like the weird cube-shelve things, but I'm sure they're not for everyone. At a bargain of $155,000 you can put in your own quirky decorative touches when you throw that excess cash into making this pad your own.

I will say that the hood is pretty quite and residential (good), but has an issue with no direct subway service (bad). The closest train is the 4 at Mosholu Parkway, which is about a 10-15 minute walk.

The listing says they'd take 10% down, so you can get into this puppy for only $15,500 and closing fees. That's right - the BoogieDowner does math, too. Oh, and maintenance is only $537/mo.

Also, did we mention Corcoran is the listing company? Fancy, right?

Full Listing

~ErLu

The Real SoBro

Lots of people have very different ideas in their heads when you say "South Bronx." From our experiences while posting on and reading other NYC message boards and blogs, it seems some people imagine SoBro is still burning, while others continue to think there are 80's style roving gangs of criminals looking to steal your hubcaps.

Below are a few images from our walking tour this weekend which will dispell any urban myths about what Mott Haven looks like. We would have liked to snap more pics, but the 8 month old was a bit fussy and clearly has not developed a healthy appreciation for architecture yet!

St. Jerome's Roman Catholic Church, Alexander Avenue

Devotion to Mary, St. Jerome's Roman Catholic Church, Alexander Avenue

View up E. 138th Street from Alexander Avenue

Lovingly maintained home on E. 139th Street

Beautiful townhouses on E. 140th Street

Gorgeous floor-to-ceiling window in townhouse on Alexander Avenue

Is This Another Case of the Unloved Borough Getting the Shaft?

We came across this insane alternate side street parking regulation sign on 134th Street and Third Avenue in SoBro this weekend.

According to the cute little stars and moon sign, if you want the privilege of parking there you'll have to set the old alarm and find another spot for your vehicle between the ungodly hours of 12am and 3am on Thursday mornings.

I will never, ever complain about Bedford Park's 11:30am to 1pm street cleaning again. Okay, that's a lie. I will always complain about alternate side parking. Especially when the shee-shee-foo-foo Upper East Siders in Manhattan only have to move their cars for a total of 20 minutes. Money talks people.

Anyway, does anyone know if this midnight street cleaning is something that BoogieDowner should be especially peeved about? Does this night regulation exist anywhere in Manhattan, or in gentrified areas of Brooklyn? Or does the DOT just like to screw people living in marginalized hoods?

~ErLu

In Case You've Been Living Under a Rock...

For all those philistines out there who don't have a full 12 hours to devote to reading the Sunday New York Times in its glorious entirety, BoogieDowner would like to share with you the following literary masterpiece by Katherine Bindley on our humble little blog: "Up in the Bronx, a Boost for the Blogosphere."

That's right, we're kind of a big deal. Going forward our assistant, Dottie (otherwise known as our cat), will have to prepare our workspace with only red M&Ms, black orchids, and chilled Cristal. Oh yeah, and we're probably going to need someone to carry our umbrella when it rains now too.

But seriously, big ups to Katie Bindley for crafting such a great piece and giving some nice press to the Bronx.

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Price Reduction in Mott Haven Rental

37 Bruckner Blvd - 2 Bedroom $1800/mo

The Missus, the baby, and I were strolling through Mott Haven this weekend checking out antique shops and the super-cool brownstones on Alexander Avenue when we stumbled upon this open house. Mind you, this was an open house for a rental unit. You know the market is crazy when agents are holding open houses for rentals.

Being the real estate junkies that we are, we couldn't resist. The agent, Maria Lopez, was nice enough. We were above board about not really looking to rent the place, but she still showed us around.

The building is a walk-up, but the apartments are freshly renovated. We're not talking quick-fix, get them on the market renovated. It seems like the owner actually put some dough into these things. Nicely re-done wood floors, stainless steel appliances and beautiful granite in the kitchen, crown molding, new hardware on the doors and cabinets, classy ceiling fans and fresh paint. This aint no broker's jive, we saw this with our own eyes, and the BoogieDowner don't lie.

The tough economic situation seems to have precipitated a price reduction. This was originally listed at$2300/mo (which the full listing still posts). For the anti-social renters out there, Maria also showed us a one bedroom , just as nicely renovated, for $1500/mo. And for those looking for a steeper bargain, there was a two-bedroom un-renovated for $1500/mo, although the last tenant's stuff was still in the apartment.

In terms of location, it's hard to be better in Mott Haven. This building is across the street from the Piano Factory, around the corner from the Clock Tower, down the block from Bruckner Bar and Grill and around the other corner from Alexander's Cafe.

And, the reports of goofy bohemian types hanging out can be verified by BoogieDowner. There were handfuls of Nordic looking families hanging at Alexander's and artist types in Bruckner Bar and Grill. In some ways, it's a little sad that these "cutting edge" hipster pioneers all seem to huddle in two spots and do not better immerse themselves in the true neighborhood culture of Mott Haven. Thanks to a BoogieDowner tipster, we actually ate at Santa Clarita, a little off the beaten (read "gentrified") path on Willis off of 138th. Great food! Review to follow.

Transportation is sweet like most Bronx nabes; take the 6 train at 138th and 3rd Avenue.

Full Listing

~ErLu

The Hunt: BoogieDowner Breakdown

This week's "Hunt" article in the Real Estate section of the New York Times details the quest of a 50-something couple looking for a 2 bedroom condo for under $1.1 mil. When BoogieDowner read "The Hunt" this week, we have to admit we groaned and sighed a bit. The reason? Not because we did not enjoy Hunt Honey Joyce Cohen's piece, but simply because at a price point that high, we have trouble coming up with Bronx comparables for the Breakdown. That's right... Bronx real estate is so undervalued that it's nearly impossible to find single family homes as high as $1 million. Now, if you're in the market to buy an entire apartment building, that would be a whole different story.

Okay, back to work. After living bicoastally for a while and then settling down in Woodstock, NY, Doug Menuez and Tereza Machado-Menuez were ready to move back to civilization and, after checking out properties in Chelsea, figured the financial district would be the cheapest place to buy. They were told that they'd be "pioneers" of sorts because not many other people lived down there (although the seemingly endless list of newly constructed condos and conversions would indicate otherwise).

The two conditions that Doug told his real estate agent any property would have to meet would be: 1) no vermin and 2) a washer/dryer in the unit. Funny, because when we were looking for a place, we told our agent: "Listen bub, we want the nastiest place you've got in your inventory. Seriously, give us roaches, rats, maybe even a squirrel or two living behind a wall. You know, really gross and vermin-infected." Um, doesn't it go without saying that most buyers are looking for a vermin-less unit?

Anyway, the Menuez's eventually bought a 2 bedroom/2 bath unit in 90 William Street for $1.106 million and a monthly condo charge of $1000. Not exactly a steal, but they seem quite happy with their news digs. The one thing it lacks: a private washer/dryer (and hopefully vermin). But they enjoy meeting other 90 William Street "pioneers" because the laundry room is right near the lounge, gym, and outdoor terrace. Congrats Doug and Tereza!

Of course, since we are the BoogieDowner, we must compare what these hunters would have found around their price point had they looked in the real estate hotness that is The Bronx:

Doug and Tereza could have moved right into this Baychester 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom beauty for $200,000 LESS than their financial district pad. Um, no additional comment on this property really necessary other than saying: this baby has an in-ground pool. Boo-yeah! Okay, I'll comment a bit further anyway... the master suite has a bathroom with heated marble tile flooring and the kitchen is state-of-the-art, complete with granite countertops and all that good stuff. Total price? $849,000. Only in the Bronx kids, only in the Bronx. View full listing here.

For over $300,000 LESS than the 2 bedroom condo, our hunters could have scored this beautiful 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in Throgs Neck. This place is right on the water and has gorgeous views from the deck. It's located in a private, gated community. Swanky! List price is $769,000. View full listing here.

For over $400,000 LESS than their new place, Doug and Tereze could have snapped up this adorable 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom house on uber-cute City Island. Of course, since this is the Bronx, there is a pool in the backyard. Master bedroom has a walk-in closet, and there's even a sunroom and a full guest bedroom suite. Taxes are a measely $175/month... much better than Doug and Tereze's $1000 monthly condo fee, right? Right. List price is $679,000. View full listing here.

And it's safe to assume all of these properties have their own washer/dryer (and are hopefully vermin-free).

*Hunt photo courtesy of G. Paul Burnett/The New York Times*

~ErLu

Read This Article.

If you live in the Bronx, used to live in the Bronx, are thinking of living in the Bronx, love the Yankees, or love to hate the Yankees, you must read this enlightening and obviously lovingly crafted article on the history of the Yankee Stadium area of the South Bronx by The New York Times' David Gonzalez.

Even as a relative newcomer to the Bronx, this strikes me as one hell of a great article.

Here are two powerful excerpts which sum up the theme of the piece:

"To love the Bronx is to love it when it is down, and yes, it was battered and staggering 20 years ago. But the beauty — yes, beauty — of that era was that people decided to stay and make it work. A generation of grass-roots leaders had stepped forward to spur the borough’s turnaround." [NY Times, David Gonzalez]

"If there is greatness here, it is not only in a baseball dynasty. It is found in the stubborn refusal of residents to give up on their neighborhood. The Yankees’ neighborhood. The South Bronx." [NY Times, David Gonzalez]

BoogieDowner is grateful to all those Bronxites who have been part of the resurgence of this beautiful borough.

~ErLu

The Bronx, Gandhi, Yankee Stadium: We Love It!

As the last game at Yankee Stadium comes upon us tonight, the BoogieDowner decided to share a Yankee story that you wouldn't find many other places (except for the New Jersey Jewish News- which is where we found it).

Originally, a written piece in the New Yorker by Chet Wililamson in 1983, this spoof was adapted to the screen by California filmmakers Stephanie Argy and Alec Boehm.

Gandhi at the Bat [screen version's website -funny]

It turns out (as per the spoof) that Gandhi had to come to the U.S. for a matter of national security and FDR had any records of the trip destroyed. Except for that pesky stint as a pinch hitter for the NY Yankees against the Philadelphia A's.

My favorite part of the screen-spoof's website is when it refers to Gandhi as the "Tiny Terror of Tealand", better known to his teammates as "Mo." Not sure if that first one isn't a little offensive. Indian-Americans, are you offended?

Gandhi at the Bat is one of the entries in the third annual National Baseball Hall of Fame Film Festival held in Cooperstown, NY, Sept. 19-21. For more information on the Hall of Fame Film Festival, contact 607-547-0215 or info@baseballhalloffame.org, or visit baseballhalloffame.org.

*Photos courtesy Alec Boehm

~ErLu

Vegan Fare from the Former Mrs. McCartney

Heather Mills, the one-legged ex wife of beloved Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, has decided to donate $1,000,000 worth of meatless vegan food to the kids of the South Bronx - Hunt's Point to be specific. For those of you who can't keep track of zeros, that's one million dollars worth of soy and tofu.

If her appearance on Dancing with the Stars didn't endear her to the bailando-mad South Bronx, maybe this HUGE gift of healthy and meatless grub will raise her profile with SoBro residents.

There will be a ceremony today at the year-old Hunts Point Riverside Park with Congressman José Serrano.

Heather Mills to Donate $1 million in Food to Hunt's Point [NY Mag -Daily Intel]

*Not sure why or what Heather is singing in the pic, but the photo comes courtesy of ecorazzi.com via NYMag*

~ErLu

The Bronx Rocks (Literally)

Add state of the art and affordable recording studio to the list of amenities attracting creative types to Mott Haven. Located at 11 Bruckner Blvd,. SoBro Studios just turned up the decibel level on the Bronx buzz.

Dubbed a "sanctuary for loudness in the South Bronx," SoBro Studios allows the musicians who live in Mott Haven to ply their trade there as well. No more schlepping to the Village, no more commuting to Williamburg. Crack a Tecate and stay at home to rock out.

The studio has some high hopes, serious goals, and kick-ass equipment:

"The studio aims to provide a superior rehearsal experience. Gallegos [owner Steven Gallegos], having played in numerous bands himself, felt that many NYC studios are lacking in terms of functionality and basic amenities such as quality gear and air conditioning, as well as atmosphere. SoBro Studios provides both with four climate controlled rooms fully equipped with all new gear including Line 6 SpiderValve combos, heads and cabinets; Fender Deville combos; Yamaha Powered mixers and speakers; Sennheiser Dynamic Mics; Gallien-Krueger Backline 210 bass combo amps; Tama Imperial Star and Pearl Forum drum kits and Roland live cd recorders. The waiting area provides a relaxed, local hangout atmosphere with a couch and coming soon: a plasma TV, vending machines and more. When a band arrives at the studio they are met with a hospitable and encouraging staff ready to care for their customers on their road to success."

Whoa, you guys have Line 6 SpiderValve combos AND vending machines?

If you are a cool Bronx musician, lets keep the coolness in the Boogiedown. If you are a mainland rocker and just want cheap studio time ($20/hr) and a night owl schedule (noon-4am), check out SoBro Studios or call Steven G. @ 718-758-4033.

*Inspiration for the title of this post taken from our contributor Simone Davis's super cool website, www.thebronxrocks.com*

~ErLu

Recession... What Recession?

Not sure how we missed this great article in Monday's NY Daily News, but better late than never to highlight it.

Dorian Block's article, "Health care and education lead Bronx job growth in zip code 10456," states that a report by the Center for an Urban Future shows almost every neighborhood in the Bronx has seen an increase in newly created private sector jobs.

I've pulled out one of the most interesting quotes from the article:

Len Caro, executive director of the Bronx Chamber of Commerce, says, "Over the years, we've gotten more people moving back to [the] Bronx who moved away, who have been in the suburbs and now see economic growth and see the opportunities. There are also corporations from Manhattan moving here. We used to be the Bronx that's burning. Now we're the Bronx that's building."

Affordable real estate and tons of newly created jobs... Only in the Bronx my friends, only in the Bronx.

*Photo of extremely excited businesspeople courtesy of http://blueroof.wordpress.com/ (check out the woman squatting in front... She's literally going to kill any competing business who tries to mess with her)*

Update: Uh oh, then there's also this report from the New York Observer.

~ErLu

Event Reminders - TGIF!

Party Like It's 2008...

Bronx Underground will be hosting another event tonight at the First Lutheran Church of Throggs Neck (3075 Baisley Avenue) featuring Van Atta High, Southside Panic, Bigger Thomas, Five Cases of a Tragedy, and Casari.

As always with Bronx Underground events, this show is for the under 21 crowd and is alcohol-free. Doors open at 5:30pm and cost is $9. Click here for more info.

You know it must be a good scene, because even the New York Times has covered it.

All you over 21 booze hounds can start getting psyched up for the upcoming Bronx Revolution party at Bruckner Bar & Grill next weekend, September 26th. For more info, please click here.

*Photo courtesy of http://www.weneversleep.net/*

Party Like You're In Puerto Rico...

Except you won't be on a beach, you'll be in a library... The Bronx Library Center at 310 E. Kingsbridge Road to be exact. The Papo Pepin Salsa Ensemble will be performing tomorrow, September 20th, at 2:30pm. Admission is free. For more info about Papo Pepin's music, click here.

Party Like You're Groovy...

Wave Hill (W. 249th Street and Independence Avenue) presents a three concert series, Blue Notes at Wave Hill, featuring Stefon Harris and Kenny Barron of the American Jazz scene, on vibes and piano, September 21st at 2pm at the Wave Hill House. Tickets are $15 for members, $24 for nonmembers, and $21 for students and seniors over the age of 65. Advance purchase recommended. For more information, or to reserve tickets, call (718) 549-3200 x 385. [Event listing courtesy of the Norwood News.]

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Dear Lord This is Cheap

858 Fox St - 3 bedrooms, 2 baths - $329,000

Now, I know and you know that living near the Bruckner Expressway is not the most desirable situation in the world, but where else can you get a semi-detached HOUSE for less than $330K?

Not sure you can buy a house in Port-Au-Prince or Bratislava for that much. Morrisania (or Hunt's Point?) beckons priced-out Haitians and Slovakians. Morrisania (or Hunt's Point?) beckons...

You'd have a backyard and a driveway in which to park. The kitchen looks pretty decent and the rest of the house looks average, but well-kept.

Morrisania is a little far north and east from the Concourse and the hipper parts of Mott Haven and Melrose, but the Longwood Avenue 6 train provides nice transportation.

If you're looking for a detached house on the budget of a hunter-gatherer, this Listing of the Day is for you. Check it out...

Full Listing

~ErLu

A New Cosmopolitan Place to Live

That's what Vivian Ducat calls the Bronx on her new website The Bronx is Beautiful.

As reported by Jane C. Timms on the Real Deal, Vivian, a real estate agent with Ariela Heilman Real Estate, began the site because she was "always struck by how tacky real estate developers' Web sites are[.]" Yep...we agree.

Vivian's site has lots of beautiful photos of different Bronx apartments and their details. Methinks there will be some more detail and articles/posts as the site gets off the ground.

Congrats Vivian! And good luck. Give BoogieDowner a shout if you ever have something that is Listing of the Day worthy.

~ErLu

BoogieDowner's Crush on Curbed.com

Yeah, our crush on Curbed.com just got a bit more serious. They just did a little post on our perturbation with New York Magazine's silly "proximity to midtown" article which dissed the BoogieDown by blatant omission.

The Bronx: We're Close, Dammit!
Thursday, September 18, 2008, by Joey
New York magazine published a small item this week about different neighborhoods' proximity to Grand Central Station, but BoogieDowner says they left something out: "Great idea right? Except they didn't even bother to include the Bronx in their fancy-ass travel time chart! This is truly insulting. The Bronx is insanely close to Grand Central Station! ... I'm starting to think that Brooklyn has some sort of a Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt arrangement with the media." [BoogieDowner]

Smooches Curbed!

~ErLu

New York Magazine Blind to the Hotness

In yet another frustrating example of the mainstream media's blinders for all things Bronx, New York Magazine's September 22nd issue contains an article, "How Far From the Office Is Too Far?," which compares property prices of neighborhoods with their proximity to midtown's Grand Central Station.

Great idea right? Except they didn't even bother to include the Bronx in their fancy-ass travel time chart! This is truly insulting. The Bronx is insanely close to Grand Central Station! With MetroNorth's Harlem and Hudson lines slicing through the borough, Bronxites can be at Grand Central in 15 minutes. In addition, those straphangers who live and die by a monthly MetroCard can take the 4, 5, or 6 trains and be at Grand Central in about 45 minutes. There is also Express Bus service that gets you into midtown quickly.

I'm not sure if this is misplaced anger or not, because New York Magazine sites SteetEasy.com as their data source. Either way, it's just bad journalism to overlook such a key part of the NYC commuting puzzle. The Bronx has just as convenient proximity (if not better) as any other borough.

Don't even get me started on the fact that New York Magazine almost never, ever utters the word "Bronx" in terms of their other real estate reports, cultural event calendars, or restaurant reviews. But just in case you were worried that they weren't covering Brooklyn enough, you can calm yourself down... They did a huge feature on a dime-a-dozen Mexican "street food" joint, La Superior, which just opened up in Williamsburg. Now that's news! What a joke.

I'm starting to think that Brooklyn has some sort of a Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt arrangement with the media...

New York Magazine: We realize that you are the Stevie Wonder of media outlets, blind to anything that is not Manhattan, Brooklyn, or Queens... Come with us and let BoogieDowner be the seeing eye dog that guides you to realize the splendors of our borough.

*Blind person photo courtesy of http://www.itwasajoke.com/*

~ErLu

BoogieDowner Economics

BoogieDowner had the pleasure of spending time yesterday with a CUNY Graduate School of Journalism student, Valerie Lapinski, as she researched the effects of the Wall Street crisis here in the BoogieDown. Valerie came across our site while trying to find out more about the Bronx, her newly assigned beat. We look forward to working with Valerie as she continues to report on the happenings of our beloved borough. After speaking with some folks at Sophie's Diner in Pelham Bay, here's what Valerie reports:

Even the remotest corners of the Bronx feel the shockwaves from fallen Wall Street giants this week. At the very last stop of the 6 train Wednesday, customers at Sophie’s Diner in Pelham Bay commiserated over the shiny countertops while a TV blared the day’s news in a loop: the Federal Reserve threw the American International Group an $85 billion life preserver, and the stock market sank another 450 points.

“Bear Stearns didn’t seem like a big deal,” said Michael Hafter, 46, as he waited for his Salisbury steak. “But now, one of the biggest banks in the country, and the biggest insurance company? People are noticing.”

Most of the diner’s afternoon patrons experienced some foreshadowing of a tanking economy in the past year, from lost jobs to devalued housing to the escalating cost of food and personal goods. Hafter’s first hint came from his job as a manager at the CVS Pharmacy across the street. “We get regular downloads of price increases every day. It’s a normal thing, but now it’s exorbitant. We can barely keep up,” he said.

Soaring prices were just one indicator that the economy was floundering. J.P. Morgan’s government-aided buyout of Bear Stearns six months ago was the first big rumble on the national radar, and then came the avalanche: the bailout of mortgage cornerstones Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, Lehman Brothers going belly-up, and today’s news about the AIG.

“It sounds to me like you can’t keep money in these institutions anymore,” said Nick P., 30, at his favorite perch by the counter. Perino works as a painter and plasterer, but lately he’s turned to driving a gypsy cab for extra cash. Even though he doesn’t have any investments or property other than his car, Perino said he feels the crunch.

“It’s one big ripple effect. It reflects on everyone. Last year, I was flooded with work. Same time this year, I’m completely dead,” Perino said.

“I feel like a loser out there,” he said, gesturing to the busy intersection where he plies his trade. “I’m embarrassed. I met a beautiful chick at a bar this weekend and didn’t want to tell her what I do. I told her I was in construction.”

Nearby, Olivia DeVall, 62, nursed a bowl of tomato soup while reading a morning paper. DeVall also felt the sting of unemployment; last year she was laid off from her IT job at a major bank. Her job and others were directed overseas to India. “We knew it was coming for five or six years,” she said.

DeVall also feels the woes of the housing market as she looks to sell her apartment and move to Long Island to be closer to family. “I already think I won’t be able to sell it for the original price. There are a lot of vacant apartments for sale. Someone might like another one better than mine,” she said, taking a bite out of a grilled cheese.

“I’m almost 63 so I’ve seen a lot of downturns. But this time I can retire. I worry about the kids,” she said, chewing thoughtfully. “What kind of future are they going to have? “

In the corner of the diner, the TV rattled on. Nick Perino sipped his cup of coffee as he gazed at the screen. “They’re telling you on TV ‘don’t worry,’” he said. “But I’d be worried.”

Please leave any comments on this piece, or questions you may have for Valerie in the "comments" section.

*Photo courtesy of http://www.associatedcontent.com/*

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Bedford-Fordham 2 Bedroom

2786 Bainbridge Ave., 2 Bedroom $1450/mo

A very sizable 2 bedroom unit with sunken living room and separate dining area. You have to check of the floor plan after the jump on the full listing.

Well, the company that is trying to hustle this pad calls itself, Bedford Park Apartments, but I am not so sure Bedford Park goes that far south. But hey the neighborhood lines in the Bronx are super fluid. And to be honest, I am not even sure that Bedford-Fordham is a real nabe. Maybe this is just Fordham? Who knows, but I do know this apartment is cheap and nice - two characteristics sure to land you in the Listing of the Day. It also doesn't hurt to have this view to the east that catches the tip of the magnificent Enid A. Haupt Conservatory at the New York Botanical Garden.

Tons of transportation with the D/B at Bedford Park Blvd and the Concourse, or a little further at Jerome and the Concourse you have the 4. Lots of buses and for the fancy pants renter, there are Metro North stops at Botanical Garden and Fordham.

You'd be close to Arthur Ave, the NYBG, the Zoo, Fordham University and shopping on Fordham Rd.

What's not to love?

Full Listing

~ErLu

G-Bar Attracts a Great Crowd!

OK, fellow Bronxites – I know you’ve seen those ubiquitous (and frankly, somewhat annoying) commercials that play every other minute on T.V. and, like me, you’ve always wondered what the low-down was on G-Bar. Well, I finally ventured in last night for dinner and entertainment (and I admit - to finally quench my curiosity!) Now - BoogieDowner readers will remember my delight at discovering not only a new restaurant in my Parkchester nabe – Willie’s Steakhouse, but also a great performer – Annette Aguilar and The StingBeans! So, when Annette informed me that they would be appearing over at G-Bar, I had to go and check the place out! Her Latin Jazz inspired music is so perfect for dining – a great, uptempo beat but not too in-your-face, loud or intrusive.

So, I knew that part of the night would be great. What REALLY surprised me was how unbelievably pleasant and inviting the whole place was. (I went in on my own and within minutes felt very welcomed, cozy and comfortable.) Great upscale décor, friendly staff (you know - the kind that simply doesn’t exist in most parts of Manhattan), great Italian food (the Lobster Ravioli was well worth the extra junk I no doubt carted off in my trunk), mojitos that would delight Papa H. himself…and the best part? A crowd that was one great-big-happy-family of a mix!! Locals, Yankee fans, students, businessmen and tourists all gave the place a wonderful lively ambiance. There are three separate areas – the restaurant proper with it’s own classy bar, ANOTHER bar area (the one that is pictured with the retro-cool snake-like counter that glows in the dark) and a more private upstairs seating area that overlooks the action below.

Manager Benny told me there is something going on every night from Live Music to Celebrity DJs to Karaoke to Open Mic. They also have a fab Sunday Champagne Brunch! And valet parking! (Also of note: this is the same group that brought the Zagat-rated Tosca to the Bronx!)

Bravo guys! You just scored a new repeat customer!

*Photo by Simone Davis. For more photos, please visit http://www.thebronxrocks.com/*

~Simone Davis, http://www.thebronxrocks.com/

We Love You Too.

We, the BoogieDowner, were feeling all warm and fuzzy inside yesterday as we received several declarations of love from some enthusiastic readers.

In addition to receiving a "good luck" email from a New York Times reporter (which to the BoogieDowner is the equivalent of getting an email from Brad Pitt or some such other world-famous celeb), we also heard some very encouraging feedback from a couple of other readers.

Here's what people are saying:

"You guys are great. Your blog popped up in my "Google News Alerts" a few times -- now I am a daily reader. Having lived in Mott Haven for three years now, I can tell you that we love the attention given to our neighborhood and our local business, just as we love seeing someone else recognize the slow but steady improvement of this and other BX neighborhoods. Thank you and keep up the great work!"

"Just a note to say how much I enjoy and appreciate your blog. I've been living on the Concourse at XXXth Street for a couple of years and it's great to see a well written an regularly updated blog about the neighborhood. Keep up the great work."

Gee, can you tell it's a slow news day so far because we've dedicated a whole post to how wonderful we are? But seriously, BoogieDowner feels quite privileged to have gathered such a dedicated and bad-ass group of readers in such a short time. Stay with us people! And, as always, email your post ideas or comments as to how to improve the site to boogiedowner@gmail.com. Long live the BoogieDown (and the BoogieDowner).

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Throgg's Neck House

1014 Swinton Avenue - 6 bedrooms, 2 baths, $579,000

A really well maintained two family house with tons of room -3,025 square feet to be exact.

Well-done floors and a moderately updated kitchen helps make this 6 bedroom beauty even more attractive. A little greenery and landscaping never hurt anyone, right?

Throgg's Neck is a very family-friendly hood with lots of houses and not as many apartment buildings as in the rest of the BoogieDown, which means it is less crowded. In fact, parts of Throgg's Neck can have a downright suburban feel.

Monthly taxes of $271 are lower than the maintenance on most one bedroom or studios in the Bronx. The six bedrooms are split into two units: one 4 bedroom unit and a two bedroom unit.

Most people wouldn't use more than the 4 bedrooms and could then rent the other unit to help defray the cost of the mortgage.

Throgg's Neck is somewhat of a car-culture, but there are certainly express buses to the City and local buses to the subway to the City.

In any case, this is a great house for a great price. Trying to settle down and buy an affordable house (or apartment) in NYC aint easy. At less than $100k per bedroom this house defies real estate logic. For those of us who don't have a cool mil to burn on a smallish house in Lefferts Gardens, there's always Throgg's Neck. Wise up people - move to the Bronx.

Full Listing

~ErLu

Park Slope is Burning!

Well, maybe not exactly burning... but according to this Curbed.com post, there has certainly been an uptick in crime lately.

There have been reports of broken car windows, hubcaps being stolen (hello, isn't that such a 1980's crime?), windshield wipers being stolen, and even the theft of a piece of an iron gate. Oh, and did I mention the stabbing that occurred yesterday with a group of high schools kids?

Yowzas, between this recent crime wave and the opening of a sex shop on Bergen Street, those Park Slope mommies better pack up their crocs and Bugaboos and head for the Bronx quick, before the impending arrival of the machete crimes!

*Slightly ridiculous "mommie & me" Park Slope YMCA yoga class photo courtesy of Mary Altaffer / AP*

~ErLu

Oversaturation of Bars? Blasphemy!

The Daily News's Dorian Block reports that Community Board 6, which includes Belmont, East Tremont, and Fordham, is pushing to cease the awarding of liquor licenses to any new businesses in the area.

While not overtly stated, it's pretty obvious to this ex-Fordham bar crawler that part of the reason they are seeking this moratorium is because they're sick of Fordham students clogging the streets of Belmont/Little Italy making noise at 2am.

Hmmmm, tricky scenario. While it must be annoying to live above one of the FU bars, it's pretty harsh to fight for a ruling that makes it extremely difficult for new businesses to obtain a liquor license. The board says they are not targeting new restaurants, but I fail to see how they would not affected. Does this seem like a good decision in terms of economic stimulation in the Belmont area? No sirree.

I'd also like to point out that although there are certainly negatives that the Fordham students bring to the Belmont area late at night, they (and their families) also spend a lot of money in the hood. The economic boost they give by spending money in the restaurants, bakeries, food stores, and coffee shops shouldn't be overlooked.

Fordham students are also heavily involved in community service throughout the Bronx, and particularly in the Belmont area. So this blogger's official stance on this topic is: you have to take the good along with the bad. If you limit the amount of recreational options that are available to students, they will just head to Manhattan and spend their money there. It's a slippery slope... If a message is sent that their presence is not appreciated, the area could feel a major economic hit.

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Super Cheap SoBro Artist's Loft

700 E. 134th Street, $1375/month

Granted, it looks like the address of this loft lands it closer to the mostly industrial and still sorta shady Port Morris section of SoBro, but it also appears to be within walking distance of all the other hipster amenities found on Alexander Avenue. Everybody knows that in order to get a good deal, you need to look on the fringes of already revitalized areas, right? Right.

Plus, look at this place... Exposed brick walls, hardwood floors throughout, renovated kitchen complete with stainless steel appliances, and tons of natural light. Basically, this loft would allow you to have the street cred of a struggling artist living on a shoestring budget in SoBro, while actually having an apartment that looks as if it's better suited for the yuppies you've fled to the BoogieDown to escape.

According to this New York Times article, the fact that there's already a working shower may actually turn some artsy folks off this place... But I think most people would agree that a working shower is a pretty sweet thing to have.

View full listing here.

~ErLu

Super Cool Bronx Photog Featured in Times

The New York Times' David Gonzalez has written a piece about photographer Lisa Kahane, who was around snapping pics back when the Bronx was actually burning.

Although she admits things were pretty darn bad back then, she also seems to indicate that there was always a prevailing sense of life and hope.

Ms. Kahane's book, Do Not Give Way to Evil, features thousands of photos she took in the South Bronx from 1979 to 1987.

Check out the Times' article here... It's a good read.

*Photo courtesy of David Gonzalez/NY Times*

~ErLu

New York Times Confirms the Hotness

Back in June, the New York Times ran an article by Seth Kugel, "The Bronx is More Than Just Yankee Stadium," which basically confirms everything that the BoogieDowner preaches about our beloved borough.

Yes, this article is old news. But it came out before BoogieDowner was in existence, so I thought it was worth providing a linky-loo to it for our millions of devoted readers (well, maybe more like hundreds, but it's a start) who may have missed it. Towards the bottom of the article, you'll find some key visitor information summing up places you should check out in SoBro.

*Photo of Gallery Lounge on Bruckner Blvd. courtesy of Robert Caplin/NY Times*

~ErLu

The Prettiest Block in Norwood?

In our infinite wisdom, BoogieDowner hereby proclaims that Rochambeau Avenue must be the prettiest block in Norwood. Aside from the quaint "tree-lined street" feeling you get when you walk down the street (complete with cute chirping bird noises), the buildings are all gorgeous and appear to be nicely maintained. Most of them have grand, hoity toity (another BoogieDowner term similar to "shee-shee-foo-foo") entrances which lend an air of elegance to the block.

I know that after BoogieDowner's official pronouncement that Rochambeau is the prettiest block in Norwood, legions of readers will be flocking to move there and get their slice of real estate heaven. So to further entice you, I've done a bit of rental research... True 1 bedrooms can be had for between $800 and $1,000 per month (the higher end of that scale most of the time reflecting the price of a newly renovated pad). I can't seem to find anything for sale on Rochambeau right now, which leads me to believe that most of these buildings are rentals, and that the single family homes and duplexes/triplexes have very low turnover.

As if its beauty weren't enough, Rochambeau is also a stone's throw away from the express D train at 204th Street, and super close to Montefiore Medical Center and the Williamsbridge Oval. Here are a few pieces of photographic evidence to back up our claim on this hidden secret in Norwood:

~ErLu

Street Art Street Life Exhibit Recap

As we've told you here at BoogieDowner, the Bronx Museum of the Arts kicked off their new exhibit, Street Art Street Life, with a street fair yesterday.

BoogieDowner contributor, Simone Davis, attended the day's events and has posted a recap on her site: http://www.thebronxrocks.com/2008/09/street-art-street-life/. Great photos, as well as her take on the day.

The exhibit has even attracted the attention of the New York Times. Click here to see what they had to say.

*Photo courtesy of Jamel Shabazz and The Bronx Museum of The Arts*

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Studio for Less than $100K

1020 Grand Concourse (Btwn 164th and 165th), Studio Co-op $99,000

This is a studio for less than $100K that is not even in a peripheral nabe... Highbridge is popping. This particular building is supposed to be the gem of the hood, with 24 door man service and an on site garage for parking. As an added bonus, the maintenance is only $479/month.

As with most Bronx hoods, the transportation is very nice. B/D or 4 at 161st.

You all know about the Yankee Stadium buzz, so I won't repeat myself. You should also realize how cool the Bronx Museum of the Arts is, which is right up at 167th.

Did I mention that this co-op actually has one of those shee-shee-foo-foo names? Well it does: the Executive Towers.

So if you have $10K for a down payment (only 10% required) and a desire to be ahead of this real estate thing, check it out. The full purchase price of this co-op is about what the down payment on a studio in some Manhattan hoods would be. Do the math, count the space, take the train, move to the Bronx.

Full Listing

~ErLu

The Hunt: BoogieDowner Breakdown

This week's New York Times "Hunt" article describes the rather uneventful real estate search of a couple, Becky and Charlie Williamson, originally from Virginia Beach. I don't think that I'll even be able to insert any snarkiness into this BoogieDowner Breakdown because, just judging by their names, they sound like the nicest people ever.

Anyway, back to business. Hunt Honey Joyce Cohen details Becky and Charlie's search for a 2 bedroom co-op in Brooklyn in the low $400,000's price range after they realized they had a nice chunk of change for a down payment assembled from wedding gifts. (By the way, if they put the usual 20% required for a co-op down payment, they'd be looking at a hit somewhere around $80,000... Dang - they must have some uber-generous relatives! Thanks a lot for that $25 check for our wedding Aunt Sophie. It really worked wonders in getting our foot in the door in the NYC real estate game.)

Becky and Charlie fell in love with a 2 bedroom co-op in Clinton Hill that was listed at $449,000 and had a crappy kitchen that would need a $15,000 renovation. They offered $415,000, which didn't fly with the seller and they went no further in the negotiations. After seeing a few other places, they found themselves again courting the same Clinton Hill building which had previously rebuffed their advances. This time it was another 2 bedroom directly above the original one they had looked at listing for the same price ($449,000), except this one had a finished kitchen. They snatched it up for $430,000. Congratulations Becky and Charlie!

Of course, since we are the BoogieDowner, we must compare what these hunters would have found around their price point had they looked in the real estate hotness that is The Bronx:

Becky and Charlie could have had some sweet Virginia Beach-style bbq's in the beautiful backyard of this semi-detached, 3 bedroom house in Pelham Bay for the same exact price they paid for a 2 bedroom co-op in Brooklyn. Full listing here.

For $100,000 LESS than they paid in Brooklyn, Becky and Charlie could have moved into this new construction luxury 2 bedroom condo in the Pelham Bay section of the Bronx. This baby has it all: stainless steel appliances, granite counter tops, a balcony, hardwood floors, and even a fitness center on site. Only in the Bronx can you get nearly 1,000 square feet of new construction bliss for $330,000. Oh yeah, did I mention the 9 year tax abatement? Boo yeah- Take that Clinton Hill! Full listing here.

For almost $200,000 LESS than they paid in Brooklyn, Becky and Charlie could have bought this 2 bedroom co-op in a super cute art deco building near Yankee Stadium. Not a lot of bells and whistles in this place, but come on... it's 2 bedrooms and only listing at $244,900. Only in the Bronx kids, only in the Bronx. Full listing here.

*Hunt photo courtesy of Kate Glicksberg/NY Times*

~ErLu

Event Reminder: Street Art Exhibition at Bronx Museum of the Arts

This exhibit will highlight street art and its inspiration and also feature over 30 artists. To celebrate the first day of this great exhibition there will be a street fair and DJ from 12pm-6pm tomorrow, September 14th, so bring the fam. (photo by George Maciunas via Bronx Museum of the Arts)

To get to the Bronx Museum of the Arts take the B/D to 167th and walk east to the Concourse.

For those Manhattanites still unsure of taking the subway north of 86th street there is coach bus that will be available on the south east corner of Lexington Avenue between 58th and 59th Streets for transportation to the Open House at 2pm. The bus will leave at 1:30pm and return to the same location at 5:00 pm. To RSVP, please call 718.681.6000 x120.

~ErLu

An Oldie but a Goodie for the New BoogieDowner Readership

Since BoogieDowner got picked up by Curbed two days ago, we figured we would treat our newer readers with a post from the infancy of BoogieDowner way back in late August. Here it is:
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Just thought that I'd share a little known fact about house, coop and condo sale prices: they're public in NYC. The City's Department of Finance keeps a rolling file of all closings in the 5 boroughs. The sales are separated by borough and year (all the way back to 2005!). Right now the sales are only current as of Aug 1, but that's not too shabby.

If you download the excel file version, it is very easy to find what you need. Hit Ctrl +F to run a "Find" search within in the document, or just click on the Edit tab up top and pick Find.
Here's the link, just scroll down a bit when you get there: Happy Real Estate Price Voyeurism!

Have fun! You're Welcome...

~ErLu

BoogieDowner Isn't the Only One Hip to Bronx Underground

Bronx Underground will be featured in the Sunday NY Times' City section. In this wondrous age of the inter-web, the article is already posted online. Read Katherine Bindley's article here.

Props to Bronx Underground for 1) making and keeping the Bronx cool and 2) for getting the NY Times and people outside of the borough to notice. (photo which illustrates the reality that straw hats=fun courtesy of Christian Hansen).

A speical BoogieDowner thank you to Anita at Bronx Underground for helping us stay ahead of the curve on all this hotness. Here and Here [thanks Simone!] (Bronx Revolution is run by the same people, but is geared toward legal folks).

~Erlu

Event Reminder

Looking to sh-sh-sh-shake yo body on this fine Saturday evening? Bronx Underground is hosting a show at Amvets Post 38 here in the BoogieDown (1440 Shore Drive, Throggs Neck).

The post-punk, indie rock, hardcore lineup includes performances by: The Life I Lead, The Silver Medal, She is a Liar, Currents, and more!

BU's site states: "Since 2000, the Bronx Underground has been bringing new live music to the Borough- 'music by the kids, for the kids'. We try our best to bring the best and the most diverse Unsigned and Indie bands into our neighborhood. We aim to give music back to those to whom it originally belonged: the fans, and the musicians."

This show is for the under 21 crowd and is alcohol-free. Admission is $9 and it begins at 5:30pm.

Getting There: Take the Bx 8 heading to Locust Point. Get off at Dean and Lafayette Avenues. Walk east on Lafayette Avenue for 2 minutes towards Shore Drive.

For those of you who are more the PBR-swilling type, check out Bronx Revolution's upcoming event on September 26th at Bruckner Bar & Grill. View website with all details here. Just make sure you don't have anything to do the next day... looks like there are some pretty dangerous drink specials.

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Morris Heights 2 Bedroom

1849 Sedgwick Ave. 2 Bedroom $1225/mo
Two bedroom apartment in a hood that hugs the Harlem River and has a state park to call its own. This is located to the far west of Morris Heights about a block away from the eponymous nabe's Metro North stop, which is convenient.

If you need to take the real subway, you would just walk down Tremont (the cross street is West Tremont) to the B/D at the Concourse or the 176th 4 stop at Jerome.

Roberto Clemente State Park is a 25 acre waterfront state park in the hood. That certainly doesn't hurt the quality of life.

Another neighborhood gem, which is housed on Bronx Community College's campus, is the Hall of Fame for Great Americans (you've gotta check of the panoramic virtual tour after the jump). This pantheon of great Americans is beautiful, classical, overlooks the Harlem River, and was America's first "Hall of Fame" in 1900. Eat it Cleveland and Cooperstown.

When you think of far western Morris Heights, think Inwood for half the price.

Full Listing

~ErLu

Real Deal, We Love You, But Tell Us Why?

Why does Real Deal, who picked up the story from Brownstoner cover a yoga opening in Park Slope? Aren't yoga studios as plentiful to the Slope as herpes are to Paris Hilton?

I know that BoogieDowner is not quite Brownstoner yet (we're pretty damn cool though), but if the Real Deal is on the hunt for new yoga studios in outer boroughs, Boogiedowner has let the world in on a few.

Here's one in Morris Park and another off of Fordham Road.

I think yoga studios opening in our beloved, under-appreciated, and affordable borough are much more news worthy then mommy-and-me militant imperialism in Park Slope.

Handle your business, Real Deal. We're watching.

~ErLu

Tsk, tsk Hottie Burg Bikers

Yet another funny post from Curbed today:

Hipster Hottie Bicyclists vs. Hasids in South Williamsburg?
This may be the first time that we've seen the issue of "scantily clad cyclists' injected into the sometimes colorful debate about cars vs. bikes in neighborhoods. But, that's what's going on in South Williamsburg where there seems to be a battle of Hipster Hotties vs. Hasids. Specifically, leaders of the large and politically-powerful South Williamsburg Hasidic community are asking the city to get rid of bike lanes on Wythe and Bedford Avenues and not to build one on Kent Avenue. A Community Board One member tells the Post: "I have to admit, it's a major issue, women passing through here in that dress code. It bothers me, and it bothers a lot of people." The problem, among other things, is the hipster penchant for riding in shorts and skirts. The temporary bike lane on Kent would be a precursor to the Brooklyn Greenway along with waterfront; some community leaders want the Wythe and Bedford Ave. bike lanes eliminated as a tradeoff for the greenway. The greenway is supposed to eventually run from Newtown Creek to Sunset Park. The Hipster Hottie angle didn't come up during the Community Board meeting, just the general opposition to the bike lanes.

BoogieDowner's take:

Poor, poor Brooklyn hipsters. If they're not getting attacked by machetes, their bike lanes are possibly being taken away by Hasids who think they look a bit too trampy whilst riding. Talk about stifling one's artistic expression! I bet if they were in the Bronx, they could ride around naked and no one would give them any trouble. We're just so peace-loving and accepting of all kinds up here in the BoogieDown. Brooklyn is so 2006, wouldn't you say?

*Photo courtesy of www.nypost.com*

~ErLu

Right Under My Nose...

BoogieDowner has posted about the Farmers Market at the New York Botanical Garden, as well as the South Bronx Food Co-Op, but who knew we had our very own food co-op within a five-minute walk? Norwood Food Co-op, a Community Sponsored Agriculture (CSA) program sponsored by Just Food, is currently in their fifth season of operation. Members are treated to a weekly harvest from the Norwich Meadows Farm, which is certified by the Northeast Organic Farming Association of New York.

The cost for purchasing shares is $285 for one share and $570 for two shares. This may sound expensive all totalled up like that, but have you ever noticed how much you pay for sub par, nearly rotting produce in your local C-Town, Foodtown, Pioneer, Stop & Shop, or bodega? By joining Norwood Food Co-op, not only will you get freshly picked produce, you'll save on average about 15-20% compared to what you'd pay for a similar product at a green market. You must also commit to volunteering a few hours each year at the Co-op to complete your membership.

Members usually pick up their produce in front of 3150 Rochambeau Ave, just across Bainbridge and around the corner from Epiphany Lutheran Church. In addition to seasonal vegetables, you can also buy Special Item Shares to get granola, fruit, eggs, honey, yogurt, milk, and cheese.

Registration deadline for the 2008-2009 winter season is looming October 9th. Click here to become a member.

Just for kicks, here's a link to a recent New York article describing the modern day farmer as a "cult hero." Keep in mind that this article discusses the sort of insane, croc-wearing Brooklynites who live and die by the weekly deliveries to the Park Slope Food Coop. I'm sure the Norwood Food Co-op is much cooler (like everything else in the BoogieDown).

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: A Driveway for Ten Cars in Soundview

2042 Chatterton Ave, 5 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms - $449,888

Before you ask yourself how such a non-round number is the asking price, consider this: the listing claims that the property has a driveway long enough for TEN CARS!

I am not quite sure when that was measured (or how), but that is a pretty serious measurement. Kinda like when in grade school they tell you that your intestines are really miles long if they were unraveled.

For less than half a mil, you can park all ten of your rides and still have a a little greenery next to your house to enjoy. ( I really wish there was a pic of that damned driveway!)

Soundview is sort of near the water, which is nice. Transportation is a little tough with no direct subway stop. You'd be riding the bus, or driving one of the cars in your automotive harem.

What's more outlandish: a 3 bedroom apartment that rents for $1600/mo or needing/wanting/advertising a driveway for ten cars?

Full Listing

~ErLu

Seriously?

I wanted to share with you the following post from Curbed.com:

This is the Sound of Gentrification in Crown Heights
When people start saying things like "Williamsburg has moved over here," it's time to check up on a nabe's gentrification status. So it is with Crown Heights in today's Sun, via the major thoroughfare of Franklin Avenue, which is calls "an increasingly powerful magnet for recent college graduates and young professionals seeking affordable rent and access to mass transit." It's bye-bye bodegas, hair salons and fast places and hello to organic markets, cafés and boutiques. As if the description isn't enough to convince that the G Word is at play in the neighborhood, a local business owners offers that comment that "Williamsburg has moved over here." (The story quotes average rents for 1BR apartments around $1,200 a month.) And finally, there's the co-owner of a recently opened beer garden who says of Franklin Avenue: "Over the next five years, it's going to become like Boerum Hill's Smith Street or Park Slope's Fifth Avenue." Case closed.· Franklin Avenue Changes as Crown Heights Attracts New Residents [Sun]· Crown Heights Gentrifiers Pine for Cafes, Boutiques [Curbed]

BoogieDowner's take:
Why oh why must we hear of talk of a gentrified Crown Heights before that of any neighborhood in the Bronx? I swear, if a white person takes a poop in any neighborhood in Brooklyn besides Park Slope, Cobble Hill, BillBurg, Bushwich or DUMBO, the whole city has to talk about how that hood is the next "it" place to be and be seen. I'm sick of it! While apartment hunting and trying to find something in our price range a year and a half ago, my husband and I checked out Crown Heights. Guess what? It's scary and thugged out. I'm calling a big, fat real estate bluff on this report. Crown Heights hype will be similar to Red Hook hype... Yes, restaurants, wine bars, white people, and boutiques all moved in. And then they realized they were all alone and moved back out. Move to the Bronx.

~ErLu

Do YOU Cha Cha Cha?

Well, I admit it – I don’t know my Salsa from my Merengue, my Rumba from my Samba or my Bolero from my Tango. BUT, I do know great music when I hear it and that’s why I suggest you head on over to Willie’s Steak House - just a few short blocks outside of The Parkchester Condominium Complex. (And yes, I will also have to eat my words about Parkchester not having much to do in the way of nightlife! There are quite a few other bar and restaurants along this stretch of Westchester Avenue that I can’t wait to check out!) Check out Willie’s website for a terrific photogallery and menu. Here’s what Zagat has to say: “At this friendly Bronx steakhouse, intergenerational diners gorge on economical slabs of beef and Latino dishes that are as spirited as the great Latin Jazz performances on Wednesdays and Saturdays.”

Owner Dan Ortiz (pictured right) greeted us warmly, we picked up a few Midori Magaritas from Marta at the large bar and headed out back to enjoy the lovely evening in the garden patio. Afterwards, we headed inside for delicious surf and turf all the while boppin’ to the fabulous beat of Annette Anquilar’s drums and the first class music of her StringBeans (pictured above left), several who I’m told have played with the late Tito Puente – a superstar who called Willie’s “a home away from home” back in the day. As people who drive in from as far away as Jersey and Connecticut can attest – this place is well worth a subway or bus ride! Check them out!

Getting there: Take the #6 to Parkchester and walk west on Westchester Avenue.

~Simone Davis

Morris Park Just Got a Bit More Centered

Another yoga center has popped up on BoogieDowner's radar. This one is "Dahn Yoga & Tai-Chi" located in the Morris Park section of the Bronx, and they claim to serve as "your path to a healthier, happier and more peaceful life."

In addition to being happy and peaceful, you could look like this guy if you work hard enough!
Editor's Note: Creepy photo of scary yoga man courtesy of www.yogasynergy.com and not associated with Dahn Yoga.

Although I do not agree with their advertising methods (shoving pamphlets into every car door handle in Bedford Park, thus creating unnecessary litter), I am happy to hear about another yoga studio finding its home in the Bronx.

Not that I even do yoga - I'm much too tense and generally crabby for that sort of thing... but I think that these are the amenities that certain other boroughs that begin with "Bro" have that the BoogieDown has traditionally lacked.

Now all the cute little old Italian ladies over in Morris Park are going to be doing full splits and walking around with yoga mats slung over their shoulders. Park Slope watch out, soon the Bronx is going to be just as flexible and nimble as you!

Dahn Yoga is located at 1805 Williamsbridge Road. Call (718) 892-1100 for more info, or check out their website.

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Cheapest 3 Bedroom in the CIty

E 185th Street, 3 Bedrooms $1600/mo.

With a newly renovated kitchen, this apartment looks like the steal of the century.

Little Italy to the north, still close to the Zoo and Botanical Garden, and the B/D at 183rd Street.

If you are a struggling artist, young teacher or a non-parent subsidized person trying to make it in New York, why not triple up in this place and pay only $534/month?

Very brief Listing of the Day, but three bedrooms at $1600/mo. speak for themselves.

Even I, BoogieDowner itself, cheerleader of cheerleaders, Bronx lover of Bronx lovers, borough crush holder of borough crush holders, listing scavenger of listing scavengers, am surprised, nay stultified, that one can procure a 3 bedroom apartment for $1600 in the Bronx. And a 3 bedroom with cherry wood kitchen cabinets at that! Wow...

Full Listing

~ErLu

Primary Results

For a look at the Bronx Primary results, check out the West Bronx Blog here.

I guess Pedro Espada Jr.'s littering the neighborhood with his dorky campaign poster and holding weekly parades celebrating himself (we took a pic of another one he had yesterday at 6pm which caused a traffic backup and subsequent horn blasting on 201st Street) paid off... He took in 59.60% of the votes, as opposed to Efrain Gonzalez's 40.40%.

Now that you've proved you're more popular than a guy who's been accused of stealing over $400,000 from various non-profit groups (hardly a herculean task), maybe you could get to work on cleaning up all your campaign paraphernalia that is littering the streets of the Bronx. Just in case you think a little campaign-poster-cleaning-fairy came around to take care of it, I snapped a shot of some of your litter I passed during my morning walk.

~ErLu

Brooklyn Hipsters are Mean

I just thought this post on Curbed.com was funny:

Real World Brooklyn vs. Hipsters —
The Real World Brooklyn cast was spotted at a Semi Precious Weapons show at Rebel on Monday, which is interesting, but the fun part is the complaint voiced by cast member Chet Bannon, who is the Mormon among them. He said: "When we go to Williamsburg we get harassed. The hipsters throw things at us and say 'Why are you here? Go home!' Ten years ago none of them were there either." He looked hurt and wondered, 'Why are the hipsters so small minded?'" [NYPress; Real World Coverage] [from http://www.curbed.com/ and NY Press]

Ha! In one sentence this guy managed to sum up everything I cannot stand about BillBurg hipsters. Boy oh boy would the Real World cast have had fun in the BoogieDown. SoBro businesses would be fawning all over them hoping for 10 minutes of fame not associated with the "Bronx is Burning" stereotype. They could have experienced all the good stuff about NYC, minus the Brooklyn 'tudes. I guess the Real World cast should just consider themselves lucky that they haven't been attacked with machetes yet.

~ErLu

Interesting Opportunity for More Park Space in Bronx

Daily News' Alison Reiser is reporting that a retired educator/amateur anthropologist (and longtime Bronx resident) named Mike Cohn is pushing for North and South Brother Islands (in East River off the BoogieDown) to be added to the Gateway National Recreation Area, the nation's first urban national park.

Cohn said to the Daily News, "It's simply a matter of adding the two islands and a path along the Bronx shoreline, from Hunts Point to the Randall Island Walkway. I want to make the South Bronx a place worth seeing and going to."

North Brother Island (which appears to be the more illustrious of the Brothers, having been the site of the Slocum maritime tragedy resulting in the deaths of over 1,000 people) was used as a place to quarantine tuberculosis and typhoid patients from 1880's to World War II... If you want to see some really disturbing pics of the decrepit facility, please click here. Apparently, the facilities built there were even used as dormitories for City College, Columbia University, and Fordham University students, who would take a ferry back and forth to the mainland. Talk about a stressful living situation... Had I know this, I would have never complained about my crowded quadruple room in Hughes Hall at Fordham in my sophomore year. For more background on the island, click here.

Having just learned all this information in researching this post, I have to say I would love if these islands were somehow made accessible to the public. It seems irresponsible to have islands of such historical importance just sitting vacant for some many years.

The BoogieDowner supports Mike Cohn in this impressive effort!

*Photo courtesy of www.correctionhistory.org*

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: 1 Bedroom Co-op in Almost Mott Haven

675 Walton Avenue - (apt 2L), 1 bedroom, $168,000

First of all, you know Mott Haven is hot when real estate agents are lying about apartments being there. The listing for this unit proclaims that it is in Mott Haven, but it is clearly 5 blocks to the north of 149th street, whichis the furthest northern border of Mott Haven.

In any case, this is still a nice apartment in an area that will get caught up in the whole Yankee Stadium development. It is literally across the street from Franz Sigel Park and a quick walk to the Stadium.

The apartment itself, which is a co-op, has a decent amenity that a lot of buildings in the South Bronx do not have: Part-time Doorman (Mon-Fri 3pm -11pm & holidays). Pretty serious business. Of course it has all the other normal stuff, like laundry, elevator and live in super. Maintenance and tax together are $522.

Transportation is nice with the 2,4 and 5 trains at 149th and the Concourse.

At $168K, this is the prime buy low property. Lots of upside with the new Stadium. And where do you think all those displaced Bushwickites and newly minted SVA grads are gonna go when Mott Haven has been gobbled up by hipsters and the prices are through the roof? You got it, a little further north. And we all know what demand does for prices....
Full Listing

~ErLu

614 Courtlandt Avenue Up for Sale

Do you remember that really cool landmark building in Melrose that BoogieDowner let you in on last month? Of course you do...Gentrification: 1800s style .

Well it seems like the renovations are done and this sucker is on the market. The asking price is a mere $800,000. For three two bedroom apartments AND commercial space downstairs, the $800K price tag is a steal.

Interested buyers should visit Neighborhood Housing Services Web site at http://www.nhsnyc.org/ for information about the property's lottery.

Last Landmark Building in Melrose - built in 1871 - is up for sale [NYDN]

~ErLu

From $40 for 4 Hours to $11 million... The Bronx is Booming

You know you've passed it before while waiting in traffic to get through the toll at the Whitestone Bridge and thought to yourself, "Holy good God, what goes on in that place?" But hopefully you've never actually gone in to try their $40 for four hours "fantasy room."

It's the Capri Whitestone Motel in the Ferry Point section of the East Bronx, and Lois Weiss of the New York Post is reporting that it's been sold for $11.675 million to Baywood Hotels of Maryland.

The city-owned Ferry Point Golf Course is right across the street and is currently undergoing (after much drama including allegedly mob-connected carting companies profiting from their gigs dumping dirt on the site) its transformation from an old landfill to a Jack Nicklaus Signature Golf Course, complete with a community park and waterfront promenade.

Clearly the business savvy honchos at Baywood Hotels smell a good business deal here which will put them front and center as the Ferry Point area undergoes revitalization.

~ErLu

Bx Gets No Love from Chain Retailers... YET

Our friends over at the Daily News are reporting that the Bronx has the fewest chain stores of any borough. The most shocking part of the report: the BoogieDown has only FOUR Starbucks! In a city where Starbucks franchises reproduce like cockroaches, that is truly insulting. Thankfully Dunkin' Donuts has seen the opportunity for success in the Bronx and has opened 49 stores here. So Starbucks can keep pandering to the yuppies in Cobble Hill, because Dunkin' Donuts has better coffee anyway. Suck on that Starbucks - boo yeah!

Perhaps even more interesting than the actual report was the comment made by a particulary unintelligent Bronx resident:

BronxGalG Sep 9, 2008 7:29:31 AM It must be because the Bronx really is a zoo. I'm from the Bronx but I don't shop in any stores in the Bronx except supermarkets for groceries. For clothes, shoes, electronics or things other than groceries, I'll shop in New Jersey or Yonkers. I had the misfortune of going to the Target store on 225th street. What a catastrophe! Clothing items on the floor, security guards up and down the store and at the entrance, it's just plain nasty to shop there, and don't get me started on the stores on Fordham Road! It will be the same if chain stores open in the Bronx. Thanks, but no thanks!

Seems BronxGalG doesn't really understand the very simple concept that the very reason that the stores we DO have in the Bronx tend to be overcrowded is that we don't have enough stores. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to complain about overcrowding in the stores and then say, "Thanks, but no thanks!" to new stores coming to relieve the overburdened ones.

I think most residents would agree that chain stores are a necessary evil of sorts... it's the whole "Not in My Backyard" theory. You certainly don't want a Target opening up next door to you (well, actually this Target gal would because I do basically all of my shopping there), but the minute you need a Rubbermaid storage bin, or a 12-pack of Bounty paper towels you probably hop in the car and head for a big-box retailer.

Hopefully the advent of the Gateway Center Mall to SoBro in 2009 will serve as a convenient and diverse new shopping district for the BoogieDown.

*Creepy anti-Starbucks pic courtesy of http://lehomeroom.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html*

~ErLu

Primary Day

Just a pesky reminder to get out there and vote in the Primary Election today. Even though we Bronx Democrats may rightfully feel a bit despondent over the dumb vs. dumber vs. dumbest nature of this primary, it's important to have our voices heard.

Most polling sites open at 6am and close at 9pm. So even though it means you might have to miss some of The Hoff's nonsensical antics on "America's Got Talent," there's definitely time to cast your vote after work tonight. To learn where your closest polling station is, please visit the Poll Site Locator of the NYC Board of Elections website.

*Image courtesy of commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/vote.jpg*

~ErLu

Curbed.com Posts "Cool Map Thing"

Joey at Curbed.com posted this "cool map thing" that compares each NYC borough with a similarly sized state by population level. Each time Curbed finds something like this, my crush on them intensifies just a little bit more... I'm happy to report that the Bronx got Maine. Pretty fitting right? Green space, great seafood, coastal living on City Island... We're basically just like a quaint New England town up here in the BoogieDown!

~ErLu

Attention Yankees Fans

We received a request from a BoogieDowner reader living all the way down in Mississippi, Chico Harris, to spread the word about a book he's writing about Bronx residents and their love affair with the Yankees. The proceeds from the book will go to buy underprivileged Bronx youth tickets to Yankees' games. Here's a brief description of Chico's project and who he'd like to hear from:

"I'm writing a book about the people who live in the Bronx and make it what it is. I need people who know and love the Bronx to suggest people, all Yankees fans, from 27 categories for me to interview about life in the Bronx as a Yankees fan.
I want to talk to the people who might not be in the stadium, but love the Yankees and are instead out making the Bronx the uniquely American place it is.
I'm coming up from Mississippi to interview people, from the Bronx schoolteacher Yankees fan to the Bronx tattooed Yankees fan, during the last homestand at Yankee Stadium. In addition to writing about Bronx Yankees fans, I want to promote Bronx businesses that are locally-owned by Yankees fans while also presenting some Bronx history. I plan to learn a lot while I'm there."

So if you live in the Bronx and love the Yankees, check Chico's site out at: http://www.oxfordland.net/bronxbrain/

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: It's like They're Paying you

2304 Grand Avenue - 1 bedroom, $700/mo.

This one bedroom is located in University Heights. It's hard to believe that a one bedroom can be had for $700 a month anywhere in New York City. I know I've done this in other posts, but it really is shocking to look at the pro-rated numbers (assuming a 30 day month):

$23.34/day, that's less than a dollar an hour.

Even a 7 year old Indonesian lad making sneakers all day for Nike can afford this apartment.

You would expect a dilapidated mess at this price, but if you check out the pics, it ain't that bad. In fact I think people are cramming into much worse spots in hoods like Bushwick and Bed Stuy.

Fordham Rd. is right to the north, the 4 is right at Jerome and 183rd, and if you need West Side access the B/D is over at 183rd and the Concourse.

And who says New york is unaffordable?

Full Listing
~ErLu

Businesses Fleeing Manhattan!

Okay, maybe they're not exactly fleeing by the droves, but a recent Daily News article by Gene Roman states that some smart, economically savvy business owners are heading for the outer boroughs. Of course the Bronx was featured as one place where businesses can expect to find bargains, along with economic incentive programs, which will help them grow and flourish.

Scott Tabankin, owner of Aggressive Shade, Glass & Mirror, decided to move his family's business to Mott Haven after 50 years in Manhattan. In addition to getting an additional 500 square feet for his company, he paid $10 per square foot in the Bronx, as opposed to $29 per square foot in Manhattan. With the help of the Bronx Overall Economic Development Corp., Mr. Tabankin was even able to secure a low-interest loan to pay for renovations.

For more information regarding relocating your business to the South Bronx, please visit the South Bronx Overall Economic Development Corp.'s website.

~ErLu

The Hunt: BoogieDowner Breakdown

BoogieDowner had a bit of a hangover this weekend, thus the lateness of bringing you our breakdown of this weekend's New York Times "Hunt." Better late than never though!

Hunt Honey Joyce Cohen chronicles a Californian transplant's search for an apartment for $2,500/month. Adam Cunningham, 25, needed to relocate to New York for his job in the entertainment field.

His $2,500/month secured him a 515-square-foot studio apartment down in the Wall Street area. I'm not sure I've ever even been in a space that tiny - must be a bit of a shock to someone who lived in a loft space in California.

After looking at a studio apartment on the Upper East Side, Mr. Cunningham was disappointed with the neighborhood: “I wanted something more downtown, more edgy, more organic,” he said. “I don’t mean Whole Foods. I mean artistically forward.” [New York Times]

I'm not sure how artistically forward or edgy the Wall Street crowd is, but Mr. Cunningham seems quite happy with his sunny new conversion building, complete with yet to be finished lounge and gym, and even wash-and-fold laundry service. Not sure how organic the building sounds, but nice amenities for sure! Congrats, and welcome to NYC Mr. Cunningham... Now that you've been in the NY Times Real Estate section, I'm sure you'll have people lining up to go to the theatre with you!

Of course, since we are the BoogieDowner, we must compare what this hunter would have found around his price point had he looked in the city's edgiest borough, The Bronx:

Mr. Cunningham would have loved the edgy art scene that defines the Mott Haven/SoBro neighborhood that is home to this beautiful newly renovated 3 bedroom apartment. He could have tripled his space for the same monthly rent of $2,500. While I'm sure there is no wash-and-fold laundry service in this place, it does have a washer/dryer right in the apartment itself (something most New Yorker's would kill for), as well as a newly renovated kitchen, exposed brick walls, hardwood floors, and even a new marble bathroom with soaking tub. Swanky! See full listing here.

Okay, so maybe Mr. Cunningham doesn't need three whole bedrooms for just himself... So how about this gorgeous newly renovated two bedroom apartment in a landmarked brownstone in the same Mott Haven nabe? The description of this place says "convertible three bedroom," so I'm guessing there's some nice flex-space that can be used as an office or something like that. Check out the kitchen in this place... Pretty insane for $2,500/month. The place also has two marble baths with jacuzzi soaking tub and a built-in 47-inch plasma tv. Okay, not sure how organic the 47-inch plasma tv is, but the place also has garden access! See full listing here.

For $2,150/month, Mr. Cunningham could be enjoying coastal living in this City Island two bedroom/two bath condo. Complete with jacuzzi tub, stainless steel appliances, and a washer/dryer, this place is right on the water and even has a roof deck. And yes, those are actual sailboats in the picture showing the view from the living room. Admittedly, the commute to midtown on the express bus would be a pain in the arse... but you don't get more organic than life in this seaside community in the Bronx. Great restaurants and beautiful views at a bargain price. View full listing here.

*Hunt photo courtesy of Hiroko Massuike for the New York Times*

~ErLu

Another Way to Get Your Culture Fix Without Leaving the Borough

Walking down the Grand Concourse a few weeks ago, I again came across The Bronx Museum, which although small, looks remarkably world-class. I haven’t yet had the opportunity to visit, but can’t wait to do so and provide more info to Boogiedowner readers on just what is going on in this very impressive building.

The museum, founded in 1971, is dedicated to presenting “hundreds of critically acclaimed exhibitions featuring works by culturally diverse and under-recognized artists from a spectrum of levels, on themes of special interest to the Bronx community, and themes that explore the intersections between popular culture and contemporary art," according to its website.

The museum is closed for a few weeks and is set to re-open this weekend when they will be kicking things off in a very festive way:

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 12 to 5 pm
Street Art Street Life Outdoor Fair
Sidewalk outside the Bronx Museum of the Arts
Admission: Free

“For the opening day of Street Art Street Life, the Bronx Museum will sponsor a grand street fair on the sidewalk immediately in front of the Museum. Highlights include live D.J. and performances, arts activities for families, street food, and local artisans.” [http://www.bronxmuseum.org/]

Count me in!

Getting There: D or B train to Grand Concourse and 167th Street Stop (take B during tush hours). Exit rear of station and walk two blocks south along Grand Concourse.

4 to the 161 St./Yankee Stadium station. Walk east three blocks to the Grand Concourse, then, walk north four blocks along Grand Concourse to 165th St.

*Photo courtesy of http://www.bronxmuseum.org/*

~Simone Davis

Listing of the Day: Bedford Park Beauty

325 E. 201st Street, 1 bedroom co-op, $149,000

Yes, that's right... The listing price on this well-kept Bedford Park gem is actually $149,000. I'm not sure you can even buy a walk-in closet anywhere else in the city for a price like that.

Located in perhaps what is the best building in Bedford Park (we should know, we call it home), this 700 square foot co-op actually has a large eating area which can easily be converted to a second bedroom. The apartment features beautiful hardwood floors throughout and the kitchen and bathroom appear to be in pretty nice shape.

There is tons of stuff to do within walking distance, including The New York Botanical Garden and the Bronx Zoo. The hood is also home to Fordham University and Lehman College, both of which have lots of events, lectures, and programs which are open to the public. Arthur Avenue is also within walking distance, so you never have to go far to find the best ingredients to cook with or Zagat-rated restaurants to dine in. To burn off any weight you gain from the Arthur Avenue visits, you can do any number of outdoor activities on the beautiful Mosholu Parkway's rolling green space. The area is also right along the NYC Greenway bike path which takes you all the way up to Westchester.

Transportation options are abundant. Metro-North's Botanical Garden station is a 2-minute walk away, and the express D and 6 trains are just a few blocks away.

Here are a few helpful articles if you'd like to learn more about the area:

New York Times "Living In - Bedford Park"

The Real Deal "Bronx's Bedford Park Hidden in Plain View"

AMNY "Bedford Park, Bronx"

This is a great opportunity to become a part of stable residential nabe at a nice price. Check out the full listing here.

~ErLu

SoBro Rocks!

SoBro just got a little more lively, a little more hip and I'm sure a LOT more exciting for the 21-and-up crowd! From the guys behind the Bronx Underground comes a monthly dance party scene in Mott Haven that is attracting lots of attention not only from Bronxites in the know, but also from our neighbors to the south. Yes, Manhattan music lovers now have the Bronx on their radar, thanks to the Revolution! Party, a new event taking place at The Bruckner Bar & Grill each month. A Revolution! Party is the place to be if you are searching for fresh new music, a hip atmosphere and prices that Manhattan hasn't seen in a full decade or two!

Not only will DJs Cindy Kim and Adam Underground keep everyone happy with a mixture of 80s, new wave, rock, 90s, electro, punk and much more, but Revolution! will be bringing you live music each month. Check out the sound of two acts from their August event: Fire and Reason and The Scene. (Editor's Note: NSFW - for audio volume, not boobies...sorry)

According to organizer, Anita Colby: "Produced by a collective of Bronx native musicians and artists with a vision to mix live bands, art, nightlife and Bronx authenticity; the Revolution! Party exploded onto the scene this July and will continue with its third event on Friday, September 26th at Bruckner Bar & Gallery (1 Bruckner Blvd on the corner of 3rd avenue – under the 3rd avenue bridge) in Mott Haven, The Bronx.

This month's party will feature the first live performance ever by William Control; Aiden frontman Wil Francis' new electro/new wave sideproject + NYC punk band Kissy Kamikaze + DJ sets by Adam Underground, Cindy Kim and Wil Francis."

We know that this is the type of energy that can help keep the South Bronx on the revitalization track that is all the buzz in the real estate world. The Boogiedowner wishes you guys good luck - we'll be keeping our eye (and ears) on you!

Getting There: Take the #6 Subway to 138th Street, walk south on Alexander Avenue to Bruckner Blvd and take a right. (And maybe stop in at Alexander's Cafe for a pre-party drink!)

~Simone Davis

Bon Appetite!

A BoogieDowner reader, Anita from Bronx Underground, sent us a heads up about a food tasting event at the Castle Hill YMCA on Tuesday, September 9th from 6 to 9pm.

Sorry about the lack of detail on this... there doesn't seem to be any information online about the event. Even the name of the night is in question! There is an ad in Bronx Times Reporter that refers to it as "Taste of the Bronx." But the nice fella I talked to at the YMCA called it "Bon Appetite." Whatever it's called, it sounds pretty great. There are 20 different restaurants from around the Bronx, including Patricia's Pizza and Pasta in Morris Park and Tosca Cafe in Throgs Neck, all under one roof!

The cost is $75 for Y members and $100 for everybody else. Questions? Call (718) 792-9736.

I've reached out to the event organizer for more details, and will report back if I hear anything else. Please give us a shout if you know anything about this event or have been to it in the past.

Getting There: Take the Bx22 bus to Castle Hill Avenue/Norton Avenue. Walk south for about 4 minutes on Castle Hill Avenue to Hart Street.

Thanks Anita!

~ErLu

NYCHA or Not, It's a Nice Upgrade

Listen, I know NYCHA is a horribly run agency. I know no sane person would ever choose to live in NYCHA housing if they didn't get dealt a bad hand. But, I do think it's nice that NYCHA is putting some funds into updated the otherwise dilapidated Morrisania Air Rights Houses.

It's hard to spruce up the projects, I know. It's like the old saying goes, "Put a satin hat on a pig and it's still a pig." But this pig is getting a 10.4 million dollar satin hat.

The further that the Morrisania Houses get from resembling New Jack City (skip to 3:11 for the good stuff), the better it is for the whole nabe. Seriously, if the NYCHA housing in an area is livable and people are afforded a certain level of dignity, I truly believe that the dignity will rub off on the whole hood.

All told the big upgrades will be $10.4 million. Major features in the contracts include:

-The comprehensive upgrade of ground and deck areas situated over the Metro North Railroad tracks.
-Development of a newly acquired lot into recreational open space with paving and athletic surfacing.
-Redesign of play and sitting areas with protective shade structures.
-A new electronic gate access control system for the relocated parking area.
-New security lighting.

-New fencing.
-New steps and new outdoor furnishings consisting of benches, game tables and trash receptacles.

Here's the Press Release from NYCHA for all the nitty gritty details.

~ErLu

Espada's Thumb Littering the Streets of the Bronx

It seems as if Pedro Espada Jr., who's running on the wounded Bronx Democratic ticket for State Senate, isn't big on quality of life issues.

During my 10- minute walk from 201st Street to the 4 train at Jerome Avenue, I had the pleasure of seeing not one, not two, but TEN goofy "Vote for Espada" posters. For your viewing pleasure, I snapped a pic of each and every one so you can enjoy the 80's "thumb's up" action. Who in the world told him that was a good idea?

So my question to you, Mr. Espada, is: will you be coming around to clean all of these lame signs up after the election is over and you are back home in Mamaroneck? I'm sure you already know (and don't care) that it is illegal to post such signage on public property. I've already seen them littering the sidewalks once they've had mustaches drawn and them and been ripped down.

Since you "live" here in Bedford Park, I would think that this quality of life issue would bother you just as much as it does me. Although judging by your intrusive mini-parade down the streets of Bedford Park this past Monday, you also have no respect for the noise code laws of this city either.

Please Mr. Espada, before you make another decision regarding your campaign, ask yourself: "Would this fly in Mamaroneck?"

~ErLu

Listing of the Day: Longwood Condo

947 Ave of St John , 2 Bedroom 1 bath $227,000

Boogiedowner had already covered this new construction development back in August. Now they're finally on the market. Not sure if these are actually done being built yet because all the pics in the listings are still artist's renderings with a goofy white family stenciled in.

Come to think of it the original list price for the two bedroom in this development, dubbed the "SoBro Condo," was $217K, I wonder how it jumped to $227K in this market....hmmm.....

If anybody is looking to do some field work, I'd love to see what these actually look like. Calling all BoogieDowner open-house junkies: check this out, hunt down the listing agent (Oscar Pinto) to get a viewing and report back. Please confirm or deny the existence of the stenciled family with dad in short shorts and junior on his shoulders.

Full Listing

~ErLu

A Local Take on a National Issue

Apparently last night was "trash your local community organizer" night in St. Paul.

Please click here to read the West Bronx Blog's Gregory Lobo Jost's extremely insightful commentary on last night's Republican National Convention antics.

I know, I know... you probably visit BoogieDowner to get away from all this babygate vs. baby momma nonsense. But I think everyone agrees that the current state of national politics and the messages spread by each party have major local implications as well.

On a much more inspiring note, just prior to sitting down to watch the RNC trainwreck last night I attended a meeting of the Mosholu Bedford Community Association. Led by president Barbara Stronczer, this community organization was established over 30 years ago and continues to work with community leaders and politicians to improve the quality of life in the Bedford Park/Norwood areas of the Bronx. I was extremely impressed with the organization's many accomplishments and goals for improvements in the community moving forward.

So you can imagine my distaste when hearing all the snarky comments about community organizers last night. Ignorance, pure ignorance. Not that we're surprised...

Kudos on your commentary Greg!

*Photo courtesy of Tod Heisler/New York Times (although clearly the "hater" text was added by BoogieDowner)*

~ErLu

$3.50 Coronas!

Last week we visited Las Maravillas de Mexico Restaurant on Bedford Park Blvd. and Jerome Avenue. As you can see from the picture, it looks like your typical dime-a-dozen Mexican joint complete with neon signage and a drink special poster. We've walked past the place a million times and always wanted to stop in to check it out.